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Res Ipsa wrote: ↑

Mon May 13, 2024 8:29 pm

What? Are you saying steeple height isn't in the handbook?

The way Mormons are whinging on about these temples in residential areas, you’d be forgiven for thinking so!

This is so heartwarming to see. An active member and believing Mormon called out an area authority for implying that steeple height was an important part of LDS religious practice. Short video here: https://youtube.com/shorts/_Fdq-oqIxto This is a great example of integrity. I imagine he will be rew...

Some people are more malleable than others because they seem to be predisposed to letting their minds travel the path of least resistance. We’re all prone to that. But after all is said and done we are responsible for our own decisions even as we receive constant input and influences from the outsi...

It’s Mormon God breathing heavily after banging his 10th celestial wife. Each planet in the solar system is kept circling by a very steady pulsing of coitus- spirit children come out at the apex of each orbit. You can usually tell if they’re going to be faithful in the church by what astrological si...

Wait til he discovers numbers can have other bases than just base 10. :D As Gordan Ramsay finishes the dish, some guy in the audience snickers to his friend, "Wait until this guy, what's his name, Gordon? Anyway, wait until he discovers there is more than just salt! High five anyone...anyone?" :D A...

Mormons make great torturers too: details have come out about the CIA's enhanced interrogation techniques after 9/11 and the men who created them. Turns out that both Dr. John Bruce Jessen and Dr. James Mitchell, the two main architects of the techniques (later condemned as torture and ineffective b...

Numeral Number Nine is indeed weird. (42/7) x 4 = 24 (No wonder 24 is a magic number, said the magical man.) ⚔️ Not weird, not magical. You just need to understand the properties of numbers. Do you need help with this set also? Wait til he discovers numbers can have other bases than just base 10.

bill4long wrote: ↑

Mon May 13, 2024 2:33 am

I vote:

COJCOLDS not CofJCofLDS

Pronounced:

Cojj Colds

It rolls off the tongue so nicely

Tom wrote: ↑

Sat May 11, 2024 9:50 pm

drumdude wrote: ↑

Sat May 11, 2024 2:47 pm

It’s the gosh darned alligators.

Any idea what “alligators” he referring to?

No clue, I thought it was an odd thing to say. Doesn’t fit in with his usual gripes about us, so it could be some other nefarious force of The Adversary.

No mention of the editing support from the good folks at the “obsession board.” He will mention every other tiny thing related to him that happens here but not this, of course.