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by _SatanWasSetUp
Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:55 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: KJV Errors in Book of Mormon -- Best Apologist Argument?
Replies: 62
Views: 6223

Re: KJV Errors in Book of Mormon -- Best Apologist Argument?

Simple question: Why was Nephi's translation not good enough? Smith was just reading words that appeared on a rock in a hat. Why would he give a crap what the rock said? All he had to do was mouth the words. Mr. Ed could have done his job. So.. what you are saying is that Smith cried foul to the ro...
by _SatanWasSetUp
Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:54 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Anyone see the "Singles Ward" actor perform at the Tonys?
Replies: 19
Views: 1930

Re: Anyone see the "Singles Ward" actor perform at the Tonys?

So the Mormon Cinema revolution of the early 2000s accomplished 2 things: It created at least 2 high profile apostates, and offered more proof that Mormon culture is very shallow in the art department.
by _SatanWasSetUp
Thu May 14, 2009 12:44 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Miss California May Be Stripped of Crown.
Replies: 16
Views: 1649

Re: Miss California May Be Stripped of Crown.

Even though I support gay marriage, I don't understand what the big deal is about this girl. She was asked for her opinion and she responded with her opinion. Now they are threatening to take her crown away because they don't like her opinion. Her opinion on gay marriage is no different than any of ...
by _SatanWasSetUp
Thu May 14, 2009 12:00 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Presentism and the Persecutors of the Early Saints
Replies: 91
Views: 6722

Re: Presentism and the Persecutors of the Early Saints

Yeah, I think if a creepy 30-year old religious nut was secretly trying to seduce my 14-year old daughter to marry him, and I found out about it, I would be leading my own tar and feather mob to his house. I don't think societies attitudes have changed much towards adults using their position of aut...
by _SatanWasSetUp
Wed May 13, 2009 3:37 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Presentism and the Persecutors of the Early Saints
Replies: 91
Views: 6722

Re: Presentism and the Persecutors of the Early Saints

Are we guilty of presentism when we condemn those mobs and vigilantes and purveyors of "frontier justice" that gave the early members of the Church such a hard time? These were, after all, simply men of their time, place, and culture. It would be intellectually dishonest to hold them to t...
by _SatanWasSetUp
Wed May 13, 2009 4:53 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: The Parable of the Brownie
Replies: 16
Views: 2583

Re: The Parable of the Brownie

Not sure if anyone else got the joke, but this is a parody of the Brownie object lesson from church. I heard it in church a couple times and Googled a version here.
by _SatanWasSetUp
Fri May 08, 2009 12:25 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Mormonism's Greatest Downfall.
Replies: 385
Views: 24890

Re: Mormonism's Greatest Downfall.

If Joseph was married to all these women why wouldn't he have sex with them? Isn't that one of the things husbands and wives do? That's why I always laugh when a sweet LDS woman says Joseph Smith had plural wives, but he only had sex with Emma. Somehow I think it helps LDS women cope with Polygamy i...
by _SatanWasSetUp
Fri May 08, 2009 12:03 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Bump, Set...but no Spike over at MAD
Replies: 8
Views: 1173

Re: Bump, Set...but no Spike over at MAD

And of course Smac doesn't get it.
by _SatanWasSetUp
Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:34 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: LDS Church vs. Porn...what happens if we lose?
Replies: 52
Views: 4178

Re: LDS Church vs. Porn...what happens if we lose?

Jason Bourne wrote:

The Church is now using a 12 step addiction recovery program


Step 1 - Pay your tithing. jk;)
by _SatanWasSetUp
Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:31 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: LDS Church vs. Porn...what happens if we lose?
Replies: 52
Views: 4178

Re: LDS Church vs. Porn...what happens if we lose?

My biggest concern are blessings, ordinances and callings that involve laying on of hands, and the sacrament where the bread is handled and broken by teenage boys' hands. I would like to see a new policy where wet wipes are required before any priesthood holder engages in any activity that requires ...