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by _Eyepatch
Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:37 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: How many of you have fake cried?
Replies: 49
Views: 2109

Re: How many of you have fake cried?

OK...it's not fake tears, but here's one from the missionary story vault: I "served" in Northern Germany ('87-'89) and we had developed a contact way out in a remote village. It took about 15 miles of steady pedalling to even get to the appointment. Well, we were having a really late discu...
by _Eyepatch
Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:20 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: What is the Mormon Church's Primary Objective?
Replies: 19
Views: 1105

What is the Mormon Church's Primary Objective?

What is the Mormon Church's Primary Objective?

Simple. Exactly like any other giant corporation: to perpetuate itself at all costs.
by _Eyepatch
Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:06 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: I've Been Asked to Teach on a Very Strange Subject at Church
Replies: 145
Views: 7668

Re: Room 101...

I agree that this is Orwellian. This toying with you is like O'brien's initial interrogations with Winston Smith. Be aware...it all leads to room 101 with rats waiting to eat your face off You've obviously seen behind the curtain...why even bother at all? They should be allowed to write their own s...
by _Eyepatch
Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:18 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: I've Been Asked to Teach on a Very Strange Subject at Church
Replies: 145
Views: 7668

Room 101...

I agree that this is Orwellian. This toying with you is like O'brien's initial interrogations with Winston Smith. Be aware...it all leads to room 101 with rats waiting to eat your face off. You've obviously seen behind the curtain...why even bother at all? They should be allowed to write their own s...
by _Eyepatch
Thu Jul 07, 2011 5:46 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Congratulations to NightLion on some great press!!
Replies: 17
Views: 1012

Congratulations to NightLion on some great press!!

Congratulations to NightLion on some great press...I just stumbled onto the following article in the "City Weekly" alternative newspaper:

http://www.cityweekly.net/utah/article- ... enter.html

Good work, NightLion.
by _Eyepatch
Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:28 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Too Bad I Don't Like Beer
Replies: 18
Views: 1727

Re: Too Bad I Don't Like Beer

Well, I DO like beer, and I have engaged Mormons on this very topic with some frequency. It becomes clear that the use of mild barley beverages (beer) is OK, because DC 89 makes a point out of contrasting distilled spirits with the weaker beverage. Here are the relevant verses: 5. That inasmuch as a...
by _Eyepatch
Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:51 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Looking to improve the web site www.bookofabraham.com
Replies: 19
Views: 990

Re: Looking to improve the web site www.bookofabraham.com

Thanks for the backup, Kevin. You are exactly right...for this reason have a humbly petitioned the greater minds of the Bloggernacle. I need help, and I'm not too proud to ask for it. The one, great thing that I bring to the table is a kick-ass domain name. The LDS church can eat crap and die for al...
by _Eyepatch
Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:38 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Looking to improve the web site www.bookofabraham.com
Replies: 19
Views: 990

Re: Looking to improve the web site www.bookofabraham.com

You do indeed have the holy grail of Book of Abraham websites domain names and great search stats. You should defnitely exploit that to it's full potential. I might be able to help. Also, I have a pretty comprehensive site on the Book of Abraham. The Book of Abraham is what did it for me beliefwise...
by _Eyepatch
Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:44 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Looking to improve the web site www.bookofabraham.com
Replies: 19
Views: 990

Looking to improve the web site www.bookofabraham.com

Hello all, I’m hoping to harness the power of the Bloggernacle/DAMU. In the spirit of internet “crowd-sourcing,” I’m hoping to improve a web site that I’ve run the last few years. I’m the registered owner of the domain name, m. I bought the domain name years ago, and have created a humble, DIY-style...
by _Eyepatch
Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:21 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Met with the LDS missionaries!
Replies: 34
Views: 1480

Re: Met with the LDS missionaries!

Just so you know where I'm coming from: From my current vantage-point (43 years old) I *deeply* regret my missionary service. I firmly believe that I *wasted* the best two years of my life working as an unpaid pamphleteer for a quasi-corporate, multi-national business. How's that for being clear? My...