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by malkie
Tue Mar 05, 2024 8:24 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: DCP's Fake No Touch Knockout Technique
Replies: 28
Views: 1805

Re: DCP's Fake No Touch Knockout Technique

All those students are falling down (except for one dude doing the turkey shuffle) Turkey-shuffle dude is the best part. I wonder what was going through his head? "I ain't feelin' it -- I think I saw vending machines over this way ..." He's thinking that it's not working for him because he was m*st...
by malkie
Tue Mar 05, 2024 4:08 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Eternal marriage & temple endowment handshakes, tokens, signs & passwords
Replies: 130
Views: 4240

Re: Eternal marriage & temple endowment handshakes, tokens, signs & passwords

Agree, and it seems throughout the week the cathedral is open, which is really nice. I've especially appreciated the Cathedral being open to non-Catholics for Christmas Eve Midnight Mass. What a great thing to go to with friends and feel the spirit of Christ at Christmas. In my little branch in Sco...
by malkie
Sun Feb 25, 2024 3:42 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: The Sex, the Violence, the Hideous Crimes in the Holy Bible: Lot’s Story
Replies: 74
Views: 5385

Re: The Sex, the Violence, the Hideous Crimes in the Holy Bible: Lot’s Story

According to a certain way of thinking, reading Lot's story turns people into incest fetishists. Not what I said, but I admire the creativity and imagination. And who knows? Maybe it happens to some people. WHile I wasn't going for creativity and imagination, I'll take that as a compliment. I was v...
by malkie
Sun Feb 25, 2024 4:14 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: The Sex, the Violence, the Hideous Crimes in the Holy Bible: Lot’s Story
Replies: 74
Views: 5385

Re: The Sex, the Violence, the Hideous Crimes in the Holy Bible: Lot’s Story

markc wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2024 8:12 pm
drumdude wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2024 8:07 pm
One person’s disgust is another person’s delight…
EXACTLY. That's the point of sex. Again, I feel that Lot's story is for someone with an incest fetish.
According to a certain way of thinking, reading Lot's story turns people into incest fetishists.
by malkie
Sun Feb 25, 2024 4:11 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Why was the Book of Abraham written in Egyptian and not in Greek?
Replies: 34
Views: 3349

Re: Why was the Book of Abraham written in Egyptian and not in Greek?

The story takes place in the Land of Make-Believe, located somewhere in the human imagination. Therefore, it makes sense that it should be written in some form of unknown Egyptian script. People in the real world knew Greek. Logical questions do not affect the Land of Make-Believe by decree of the ...
by malkie
Tue Jan 30, 2024 12:45 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Will Mormons circle the wagons around the pro-LGBT brethren?
Replies: 1
Views: 523

Re: Will Mormons circle the wagons around the pro-LGBT brethren?

Joseph should have known better than to suggest that the church leaders are/were immune from apostacy: For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places . What higher p...
by malkie
Tue Jan 23, 2024 1:21 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Proving the church true in the US court of law
Replies: 43
Views: 5923

Re: Proving the church true in the US court of law

May I present a piece of evidence that ties the journey of Lehi and family in the old world to the descendants of Lehi in the new world: Exhibit 98-30 –Nahom in central Mexico.
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Take that, sceptics!
by malkie
Sun Jan 21, 2024 11:19 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Proving the church true in the US court of law
Replies: 43
Views: 5923

Re: Proving the church true in the US court of law

Props to Gad for using the Boolean exclusive or.
by malkie
Wed Jan 17, 2024 6:42 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Proving the church true in the US court of law
Replies: 43
Views: 5923

Re: Proving the church true in the US court of law

In the linked piece by Densley, he explains what he means by saying that the critical picture of Smith is "disjointed and fragmented". This is really like that old Far Side cartoon in which the slick salesman points to a wooden cutout of a car and assures the customer that the right way to apprecia...
by malkie
Sat Dec 30, 2023 2:43 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: The Top Ten Happenings in Mopologetics, 2023
Replies: 92
Views: 158576

Re: The Top Ten Happenings in Mopologetics, 2023

I think we should inscribe them on gold plates, so that they will last long enough to be translated thousands of years later with a rock in a hat. Can we please use regular English rather than reformed English please? I cannot believe that you, of all people, are not crying out for them to be "hand...