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by _Mormonicious
Mon Jun 15, 2020 6:59 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: The Church on wrong side of LGBT Supreme Court outcome
Replies: 17
Views: 1980

Re: The Church on wrong side of LGBT Supreme Court outcome

WHAT!!!!!? The Conservative, Trump Stacked, Religious Right, Tea Baggers, Court said "we are all equal under the law".

Well all Praise and Glory be to Google GOD and her son eBay and the Holy Toaster youtube. Right is Right for today.
by _Mormonicious
Mon Jun 15, 2020 6:21 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: The End of FARMS Day - It's a Celebration!
Replies: 5
Views: 2883

Re: The End of FARMS Day - It's a Celebration!

Notice, the National Weather Service has just reduced their Extreme Wind Warning to a Wind Advisory as the Blow-hard has moved on to Tiberias, Israel
by _Mormonicious
Sun Jun 14, 2020 9:29 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Human remains found on Daybell propery
Replies: 50
Views: 6363

Re: Human remains found on Daybell propery

Saddest of all is the Grandparent begged the S*** F****** for their grandkids. They in essence said go do whatever perverted Mormon s*** you want just let us have the kids. STUPID damned Mormons!
by _Mormonicious
Sun Jun 14, 2020 9:22 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Does the Dean have a little side hustle?
Replies: 14
Views: 1698

Re: Does the Dean have a little side hustle?

Will a Rubber rob Mormon man god?

A Gadianton Rubber will.

Where in have we robbed Mormon man god?

In children born into the covenant.
by _Mormonicious
Sun Jun 14, 2020 9:07 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Missionary Dress Code - Blue shirts are in, ties are out. Sort of.
Replies: 8
Views: 1268

Re: Missionary Dress Code - Blue shirts are in, ties are out. Sort of.

The invasive tactics of the Mormon parasite are vulgar. As with all things that are enjoyed by participants, there is always a faction that will try and use the unifying catalyst to their advantage for gain. Such is a parasite. Parasite neither produce or construct, all they do is feed upon the prod...
by _Mormonicious
Fri May 22, 2020 4:25 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Will there be changes?
Replies: 8
Views: 1133

Re: Will there be changes?

This is the best and worst of situations for the Mormon corporation. Geezers = the adherent and faithful payers Church attendance will mean higher chances of the geezers getting the virus. Faithfulness will equal death to the geezers which will mean a loss in attendance and income. All HAIL Google G...
by _Mormonicious
Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:09 am
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Will porn viewership in the Mormon Belt go up,
Replies: 3
Views: 926

Re: Will porn viewership in the Mormon Belt go up,

Who know that Internet Porn would Save the World from CoronaBeerVirus. Thank God for the Holy Toaster youtube.

All Hail Google God and her Son eBay and the Holy Toaster youtube.
by _Mormonicious
Sun Mar 15, 2020 6:17 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: COVID-19 reactions and LDS ?????prophetic????? evolution
Replies: 26
Views: 3119

Re: COVID-19 reactions and LDS “prophetic” evolution

Well, here is the great and all powerful Rusty the "tin man" Nelson's guideance. "This too shall pass. That’s what President Russell M. Nelson wants members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints to remember amid the spread of the COVID-19 pandemic. In a video posted on th...
by _Mormonicious
Fri Mar 13, 2020 6:46 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: LDS church suspends all church gatherings
Replies: 14
Views: 2181

Re: LDS church suspends all church gatherings

From "SeN": All "public gatherings". Stated twice. Temples aren't public... That's actually an interesting point. So, people can still go to the temples in droves, then? Nope, them Cleaner than the Cleanest, Holier than the Holiest, Purer that the Purest International Houses of ...
by _Mormonicious
Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:45 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: LDS church suspends all church gatherings
Replies: 14
Views: 2181

Re: LDS church suspends all church gatherings

I know people will sneer and say, "See! They never had any healing power after all!" But we already knew that, and I'm genuinely glad they're taking this step. People (especially the elderly) would have caught this thing at church and died. The larger problem caused by the Pandemic for Al...