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It was me who called the Q15 douche bags. I apologize, I meant to say that they are the nozzles on those douche bags. I admit that I am both vulgar and a slob. I'm also an atheist and happily ensconced in my exmormonism.

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Runtu wrote:I can see two possible explanations:

1. God is a muddle-headed douchebag.
2. These guys don't really know the mind or will of God.

Actually, Runtu, I think these guys are the muddle-headed douche bags who CAN'T know the mind and will of a non-existent being.

What animal does Smoot propose was pulling those chariots?

River Cureloms?

In hindsight, I think it is obvious that Gordon B. was the de facto leader of the Church during the waning years of Spence Kimball and during the reigns of the unresponsive presidents Benson and Hunter. With Tom Monson only able to direct attention to enjoying his morning oatmeal, I wonder who in th...

What's the over/under that ANY Bishop or Stake President will resign their calling over this issue, which is really the only way to effectively register a concern with the Q15 dictatorship?

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?” Epicurus This would be my response on that thread if I were allo...

And I think we'd agree that they know which way is up and where the wind blows.

Oh, MG, did you purposely put it that way hoping someone would take you up on all the possible locations where wind (or smoke) may blow...up?

IF...there is any FURTHER...clarification, I want to hear it directly from the mouth of the Lord's appointed, even Thomas S. Monson...

...oh wait.

Knowing how things work at the Church Office Building, I am left with an obvious and unanswered question: Who came up with this idea? Someone, whether a prophet, seer and revelator, a bureaucrat, or an attorney at Kirton McConkie, thought this new policy was a good idea. Either through inspiration ...

On what linguistic basis is the other perfective verb to be treated differently? The basis is semantic and textual internal, not brought out accurately by H. He seems to have chosen not to run this one by Sk beforehand. In the Book of Mormon, "if ... and" constructions are consistently co...