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by _fetchface
Wed Mar 11, 2020 5:48 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Dan Peterson is Just Flat Out LYING Now
Replies: 23
Views: 3835

Re: Dan Peterson is Just Flat Out LYING Now

Ah yes, the art of wording things carefully so as to make Mormonism seem less weird than it is. I was adept at this as a missionary. Unfortunately, many parts of Mormonism are embarrassing so it requires people to do this to feel normal. Peterson is just doing what is natural given the fact that he ...
by _fetchface
Thu Mar 05, 2020 6:35 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: "BYU displays baffling incompetence" Gehrke
Replies: 13
Views: 1347

Re: "BYU displays baffling incompetence" Gehrke

There are a lot of behaviors that cannot lead to eternal marriage. Being a celibate gay Mormon is behavior that cannot lead to eternal marriage. is that no longer allowed at BYU? Obviously he didn't mean that, but a fair reading for consistency would demand that yes, there is something implied to b...
by _fetchface
Tue Mar 03, 2020 7:01 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Polygamy, the new handbook and the law
Replies: 4
Views: 879

Re: Polygamy, the new handbook and the law

huckelberry wrote:Because it represents a direct rejection of current leaderships authority I would imagine.

Bingo! Direct disagreement with top leadership is the worst sin you can commit in Mormonism.
by _fetchface
Mon Mar 02, 2020 7:15 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Joseph Smith, volcanoes, and being ?????less inclined to study?????
Replies: 18
Views: 2330

Re: Joseph Smith, volcanoes, and being “less inclined to stu

It's a good thing that Joseph Smith had God on his side. I mean, he was such a buffoon that he could barely tie his shoes or walk in a straight line, or even remember his wife's name. It's proof positive that the church is true! God truly loves working through the most incompetent people so he can s...
by _fetchface
Fri Feb 28, 2020 8:16 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: GA?????s told not to attend General Conference
Replies: 15
Views: 1758

Re: GA’s told not to attend General Conference

You blind anti-mormons do not understand how God works. Seems pretty simple to me. You take a man with Narcissistic Personality Disorder, give him infinite power and voila! You have the Mormon version of the God of Abraham. You have to pass all of his absurd and arbitrary loyalty tests and don't yo...
by _fetchface
Fri Feb 28, 2020 3:39 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Changes for April Conference
Replies: 19
Views: 3172

Re: Changes for April Conference

They will announce that in order promote more reverence in sacrament meeting, the maximum tempo for all hymns will be 60bpm.
by _fetchface
Thu Feb 27, 2020 5:05 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Newly Released Saints Volume 1 Provides Honest Look....
Replies: 5
Views: 958

Re: Newly Released Saints Volume 1 Provides Honest Look....

I specifically called that out in my review of the book, which I think still sits as the top non-faithful review of the book on Goodreads right now. It kind of made me sick that they pinned that on the teen girl in that situation. I tempered my language in the Goodreads review but I did drop the F-b...
by _fetchface
Tue Feb 25, 2020 8:04 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Official - LDS Charities spent only $100 million in 2019
Replies: 26
Views: 2997

Re: Official - LDS Charities spent only $100 million in 2019

So, if the LDS church were to go the way of the Universal Unitarian Church, then you'd go back? Why not just find your local UU Church and forget the LDS church forever? Because it would be a UU church with ~$125B. It would be a UU church that could do a ton more good than the UU church can. It mig...
by _fetchface
Tue Feb 25, 2020 7:34 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Joseph Bishop passed away
Replies: 75
Views: 5938

Re: Joseph Bishop passed away

I'll see your "knowledge" and raise you my knowledge that Joseph Bishop will labor forever in Santa's workshop making toys for all of the good boys and girls.
by _fetchface
Thu Feb 20, 2020 8:13 pm
Forum: Terrestrial Forum
Topic: Ties and white shirts are no longer required at Church.
Replies: 18
Views: 2503

Re: Ties and white shirts are no longer required at Church.

Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:What happens, existentially, when one passes the sacrament with their left hand?

- Doc

Covenants with God become covenants with Satan?