Inspired by Kishkumen, I'm interested in haiku that describes MDB or Mormonism or apologetics. Here's a first stab at an MDB haiku:
Leftist bigotry,
Cotton light, Spring's Mormon Lay
Official doctrine
MDB Haiku
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MDB Haiku
"It doesn't seem fair, does it Norm--that I should have so much knowledge when there are people in the world that have to go to bed stupid every night." -- Clifford C. Clavin, USPS
"¡No contaban con mi astucia!" -- El Chapulin Colorado
"¡No contaban con mi astucia!" -- El Chapulin Colorado
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Re: MDB Haiku
Arbitrary Mods.
Sanctimonious posters
Regards, Wade Englund
Sanctimonious posters
Regards, Wade Englund
"Any over-ritualized religion since the dawn of time can make its priests say yes, we know, it is rotten, and hard luck, but just do as we say, keep at the ritual, stick it out, give us your money and you'll end up with the angels in heaven for evermore."
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Re: MDB Haiku
my heavy heart droops
the Brooks liberally flow
and fuel invective
the Brooks liberally flow
and fuel invective
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Re: MDB Haiku
Yea, when Darth J speaks
Words of truth ring in my ears
The thinking is done.
Words of truth ring in my ears
The thinking is done.
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Re: MDB Haiku
mopologetics
spewing BS with no end
helped finish my faith
spewing BS with no end
helped finish my faith
Mormonism ceased being a compelling topic for me when I finally came to terms with its transformation from a personality cult into a combination of a real estate company, a SuperPac, and Westboro Baptist Church. - Kishkumen
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Re: MDB Haiku
Riding his tapir
Or a deer, unknown hooved beast
Maxwell clops Dan P.
Or a deer, unknown hooved beast
Maxwell clops Dan P.
"Others cannot endure their own littleness unless they can translate it into meaningfulness on the largest possible level."
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"Whether you think of it as heavenly or as earthly, if you love life immortality is no consolation for death."
~ Simone de Beauvoir
~ Ernest Becker
"Whether you think of it as heavenly or as earthly, if you love life immortality is no consolation for death."
~ Simone de Beauvoir
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Re: MDB Haiku
Angry corpulence,
Winter's bad haircut framing
Jealous academic
Winter's bad haircut framing
Jealous academic
"It doesn't seem fair, does it Norm--that I should have so much knowledge when there are people in the world that have to go to bed stupid every night." -- Clifford C. Clavin, USPS
"¡No contaban con mi astucia!" -- El Chapulin Colorado
"¡No contaban con mi astucia!" -- El Chapulin Colorado
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Re: MDB Haiku
Wind in the chamber
Silence in the brain
Another Conference anti-climatic claim
(I missed didn't I?)
Silence in the brain
Another Conference anti-climatic claim
(I missed didn't I?)
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.”
Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
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Drifting wrote:Wind in the chamber
Silence in the brain
Another Conference anti-climatic claim
(I missed didn't I?)
Wind in the chamber
Conference anti-climax
Silence in the brain
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Re: MDB Haiku
Kishkumen wrote:Drifting wrote:Wind in the chamber
Silence in the brain
Another Conference anti-climatic claim
(I missed didn't I?)
Wind in the chamber
Conf'rence anti-climax
Silence in the brain
Thank you.
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.”
Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator