God as Hoary Thunderer or Cosmic Muffin

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Re: God as Hoary Thunderer or Cosmic Muffin

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Quasimodo wrote:Old Testament: Hoary thunderer.

New Testament: Cosmic muffin.

Pick your book. You can't have both.


I have heard non-mormons explain that Mormonism attempts to remake the message of Jesus into an Old Testament framework. If true, that might lead to a Cosmic Hoary Thunderer with a schmear of muffin on the side.
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moksha wrote:I have heard non-Mormons explain that Mormonism attempts to remake the message of Jesus into an Old Testament framework. If true, that might lead to a Cosmic Hoary Thunderer with a schmear of muffin on the side.


Truly, LOL!

Doesn't sound too appetizing, does it?. I'm not sure I would care for a hoary muffin.
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I have heard non-Mormons explain that Mormonism attempts to remake the message of Jesus into an Old Testament framework.


There is no dichotomy between the "God of the Old Testament" and the "God of the New Testament".
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bcspace wrote:There is no dichotomy between the "God of the Old Testament" and the "God of the New Testament".


Seriously? They seem to be two completely different Gods to me.
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bcspace wrote:
I have heard non-Mormons explain that Mormonism attempts to remake the message of Jesus into an Old Testament framework.


There is no dichotomy between the "God of the Old Testament" and the "God of the New Testament".


LOL

1 Samuel 15:2-3
Thus saith the LORD of hosts ... go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.

Mat 19:14
But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
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Buffalo wrote:1 Samuel 15:2-3
Thus saith the LORD of hosts ... go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.

Mat 19:14
But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.


And then we have poor little Issac trudging along with his dad Abraham to his own sacrifice. At the last moment, God says "just kidding". It makes God sound a bit insecure to me. It doesn't say how Issac dealt with the psychological trauma for the rest of his life.
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Quasimodo wrote:And then we have poor little Issac trudging along with his dad Abraham to his own sacrifice. At the last moment, God says "just kidding". It makes God sound a bit insecure to me. It doesn't say how Issac dealt with the psychological trauma for the rest of his life.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-VA3lIAedM
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LOL! VERY funny!

I hadn't seen that before. I'm going back for more Bible stories.
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Re: God as Hoary Thunderer or Cosmic Muffin

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Mok... you have a way with words!

I do not think God is a man/other worldly being type of creature, but I do think holiness is about love, care, kindness not all the other stuff. LOL!

Seems to me it all comes down to, love others as yourself. Pretty simple in my opinion.

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Re: God as Hoary Thunderer or Cosmic Muffin

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Moksha, I wonder if you might not like this book.

And I'm pretty sure you know this.

Of course, this has always been the best take on the Old Testament god IMHO:

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Why art thou silent & invisible
Father of jealousy
Why dost thou hide thyself in clouds
From every searching Eye

Why darkness & obscurity
In all thy words & laws
That none dare eat the fruit but from
The wily serpents jaws
Or is it because Secresy
gains females loud applause

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From the Ernest L. Wilkinson Diaries: "ELW dreams he's spattered w/ grease. Hundreds steal his greasy pants."
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