Stock boys don?????t work for the Mormon Times

[_MrStakhanovite]

Out there on the great landscape of paranoid and rabid anti-Mormonism, a certain Justicar (who’s fall from grace has been most unpleasant) has accused one Provo wit of asking Saints to “shelve their doubts.”

Of course this is just preposterous, The Maxwell Institute is nothing like your local grocer. While Maxwell Institute may dispense wisdom with great skill and humor, it stocks nothing! We can’t keep our literary goods on the shelves, I tell you that much.

But I’ll let the obsession continue unabated, as I am wont to do.