Jesus is Cool [Faith-Based]

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:53 pm

LOL. So what is it about Jesus that is SOOOO cool?

Hey I don't normally get to talk in the Celestial Kingdom... I'm Milking it for all it's got!

Post by **_silentkid** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:00 pm

Imwashingmypirate wrote:LOL. So what is it about Jesus that is SOOOO cool?

Jesus loves the little children. He can turn water into wine, which is kind of cool, but he would be much cooler if he could turn water into Anchor Steam. Also, he moves quickly and with much agility. He is a great dancer with cat-like instincts. He rolls on Shabbos.

Post by **_The Nehor** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:01 pm

skippy the dead wrote:
The Nehor wrote:
skippy the dead wrote:I'm afraid to say maybe, in case that implies that he didn't exist, which would contravene the faith-based mandate in the title of the thread. Oh - what to do!

Suicide is the only solution.

That would be a godless act, contravening the faith-based limitation on this thread. Please go create a duplicate thread in the Terrestrial kingdom with this drivel, so as not to unnecessarily derail this pious thread.

Okay.

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:04 pm

silentkid wrote:
Imwashingmypirate wrote:LOL. So what is it about Jesus that is SOOOO cool?

Jesus loves the little children. He can turn water into wine, which is kind of cool, but he would be much cooler if he could turn water into Anchor Steam. Also, he moves quickly and with much agility. He is a great dancer with cat-like instincts. He rolls on Shabbos.

But steam will make him hotter. He ought to turn it to ice. What the heck are Shabbos?

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:05 pm

I think walking on water was pretty cool myself. Must'a had big feet.

Post by **_skippy the dead** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:08 pm

silentkid wrote:
Imwashingmypirate wrote:LOL. So what is it about Jesus that is SOOOO cool?

Jesus loves the little children.

If this weren't a faith-based thread, this would seem so totally creepy!

Post by **_Imwashingmypirate** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:11 pm

I thought it was skippy. I didn't comment for such reasons. LOL

Post by **_silentkid** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:41 am

The Jesus loves the little children part comes from a light switch cover that I posted an image of a while go in the telestial forum. Pirate...you need to watch The Big Lebowski to understand the part about Jesus rolling on Shabbos. Also, Anchor Steam is best served cold, hence the coolness that Jesus would achieve if he could perform that miracle. Thanks to everyone for abiding by the rules of this faith-based thread. I have learned much from this experience.

Post by **_CaliforniaKid** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 6:07 am

I think you guys will enjoy this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUrqaJZH-04

(This one's great, too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeXb21J3 ... re=related )

Post by **_Blixa** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:09 am

I voted maybe because I don't know what he's getting up to here:

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