First Black Apostle?

[Dr. Shades]

Ballard's been dead for more than two weeks. Do they usually take this long to promote the next C-suite occupant?

Yes. They wait until the next general conference.

[Everybody Wang Chung]

If the Church still isn't quite ready to choose a black apostle, they could always pick Mike Parker. Mike pretended to be a black man for years. Baby steps, baby steps.