Events on Earth 2

[Moksha]

I'm surprised the Church did not mention the powerful laser beam atop the Luxor Casino pyramid in its presentation to the City Council, regarding the Lone Mountain Temple in Las Vegas. Mormons have a strong affinity for anything of a Reformed Egyptian origin, such as this pyramid laser beam. The tall steeple is needed to help guide the starships from Kolob.

[Dr. Shades]

Little bullitens (I've re written that several times with different spellings, can't remember how to spell bullitons, boolitens, f knows. Bullitons is that right? Looks weird).

Bulletins.

[IWMP]

Little bullitens (I've re written that several times with different spellings, can't remember how to spell bullitons, boolitens, f knows. Bullitons is that right? Looks weird).

Bulletins.

Ahhh that looks better. Thank you.

[Moksha]

Apologists exist to deceive: Do this one weird trick and you too can believe this stuff.

[Moksha]

Doctors are standing by in Provo Utah to certify your Curelom as an emotional support animal.

[Dr. Shades]

Doctors are standing by in Provo Utah to certify your Curelom as an emotional support animal.

No they aren't.

[Moksha]

Doctors are standing by in Provo Utah to certify your Curelom as an emotional support animal.

No they aren't.

Shades, are you sure your data is up to date for Earth 2?

[Moksha]

The earliest known record of the Word of Wisdom:

Dear Joseph,

If your guys miss the spittoon one more time while speculating around the cracker barrel, then you clean it up. Same goes for those empty whiskey bottles.

Sincerely, your Wife,
Emma

[bill4long]

Waaaaahoo!



Valley Tan will be served, straight away after the events, compliments of Bro. Brigham.

Guaranteed to make your liver quiver without eternal repercussions.





Ohhh, thank ya, Jesus.

[Moksha]

Doctors are standing by in Provo Utah to certify your Curelom as an emotional support animal.

No, they aren't.

One needs faith to understand and appreciate the therapeutic value of Cureloms.