LittleNipper wrote:How much poop does a dung beetle eat? Could God have slowed the metabolism of the various animals on the ark? The insects could eat poop and the animals could eat the insects.
That's right....God did it by magic...
It is called Supernatural. Cutting a lady in half and card tricks are magic.
Drifting wrote:That's right....God did it by magic...
It's amazing!
All you need to say is "God could have ...", and all of the problems go away.
Really, I don't know why the defenders bother with any other "argument" when, in the end, this is what it all boils down to, this is the Trump card.
Yeah, and all one has so say is there is no God and all the problems are here to stay. Then we have the scientists who now say that life traveled here from other areas of the Universe.
subgenius wrote:I have stated before that God is bound by Laws as well, that is to say, God is not always in a position to even make some choices.
Doesn't seem to be the case when considering what the Bible explains the flood. As Nipper stated, the only answer to counter the scientific and historic record is 'Magic Dunnit'. And if magic dunnit then magic could save children - but it never does... P.S. What year do you think the flood happened?
What do you mean?
I mean - What year do you think the flood happened?
Save chrildren from what ---- what some godless society will turn them into? If I was a kid again --- and I was once, I would much rather die and go to heaven than to turn into some tattooed covered, beer beltch'n, horney sex'd dude, who uses the pages of the Bible to wipe his butt on. I'm sure Judas wishes he died a baby. I can imagine Hitler feels the very same way. The only way to really save a Child is to teach him concerning the Bible and introduce the child to God. Otherwise, the child will be jaded through godlessness soon enough --- and no one seems to care about fallen adults ------ ESPECIALLY, OTHER FALLEN ADULTS (They are the ones always crying about the drowned babies ---- like they really cared). Save dogs and cats---abort human babies...That's the underlying liberal logic. God sees people for what they actually are.
LittleNipper wrote:I would much rather die and go to heaven than to turn into some tattooed covered, beer beltch'n, horney sex'd dude, who uses the pages of the Bible to wipe his butt on.
Dude, those aren't the only two choices. Jeezus. I've never once used the Bible to wipe my butt, it's only the softest of toilet tissue for my ass.
I mean, srsly. This is just a ridiculous comment.
~Those who benefit from the status quo always attribute inequities to the choices of the underdog.~Ann Crittenden ~The Goddess is not separate from the world-She is the world and all things in it.~
LittleNipper wrote:I would much rather die and go to heaven than to turn into some tattooed covered, beer beltch'n, horney sex'd dude, who uses the pages of the Bible to wipe his butt on.
Dude, those aren't the only two choices. Jeezus. I've never once used the Bible to wipe my butt, it's only the softest of toilet tissue for my ass.
I mean, seriously. This is just a ridiculous comment.
Shows the mentality of who you are conversing with.
LittleNipper wrote:I would much rather die and go to heaven than to turn into some tattooed covered, beer beltch'n, horney sex'd dude, who uses the pages of the Bible to wipe his butt on.
I mean, seriously. This is just a ridiculous comment.
To someone who'd enjoy spending an eternity in hell, maybe.
LittleNipper wrote:I would much rather die and go to heaven than to turn into some tattooed covered, beer beltch'n, horney sex'd dude, who uses the pages of the Bible to wipe his butt on.
To someone who'd enjoy spending an eternity in hell, maybe.
I think lots of people who don't plan to go to hell would agree with me.
~Those who benefit from the status quo always attribute inequities to the choices of the underdog.~Ann Crittenden ~The Goddess is not separate from the world-She is the world and all things in it.~
LittleNipper wrote: To someone who'd enjoy spending an eternity in hell, maybe.
Unless you repent of your heretical Mormon beliefs, that is EXACTLY where you'll find yourself, young man.
Nah, Lil Nipper isn't LDS. He is a fundy xian, I think.
~Those who benefit from the status quo always attribute inequities to the choices of the underdog.~Ann Crittenden ~The Goddess is not separate from the world-She is the world and all things in it.~
P.S. What year do you think the flood happened?
