Why I don't believe the story of the Great Flood...

[_Molok]

Nah, Lil Nipper isn't LDS. He is a fundy xian, I think.

Thanks for the pro tip. I've edited it for more generic accuracy.

[_Themis]

Simply demonstrates the morality of those who find the Bible offensive...

Not to bright either. I don't find many things in the Bible offensive, but there are certainly some things that are. Funny they tend to be found more in the Old Testament then the New Testament.

[_LittleNipper]

To someone who'd enjoy spending an eternity in hell, maybe.

Unless you repent of your heretical beliefs, that is EXACTLY where you'll find yourself, young man.

I'm saved by the believeing on the Sacrafice of my Lord Jesus Christ. Those that accept other modes of salvation and call themselves "christian" are the heretics.

[_LittleNipper]

I think lots of people who don't plan to go to hell would agree with me.

They need to agree with the Word of God. Eternal life is not accessed through opinion polls.

[_SteelHead]

I agree with the word of God. Exu says all you Bible thumping christians are fools.

[_just me]

I think lots of people who don't plan to go to hell would agree with me.

They need to agree with the Word of God. Eternal life is not accessed through opinion polls.

Where in the Bible does it say people either believe in the Great Deluge or they are "some tattooed covered, beer beltch'n, horney sex'd dude, who uses the pages of the Bible to wipe his butt on."

Cuz I don't remember that part.

I also don't remember where it says in the New Testament that tattooed people or beer drinkers or people who have sexual urges are going to hell.

[_LittleNipper]

They need to agree with the Word of God. Eternal life is not accessed through opinion polls.

Where in the Bible does it say people either believe in the Great Deluge or they are "some tattooed covered, beer beltch'n, horney sex'd dude, who uses the pages of the Bible to wipe his butt on."

Cuz I don't remember that part.

I also don't remember where it says in the New Testament that tattooed people or beer drinkers or people who have sexual urges are going to hell.

The Bible does say that they were violent and unrighteous. I Corinthians 6:9

New International Version (©1984)
Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders

New Living Translation (©2007)
Don't you realize that those who do wrong will not inherit the Kingdom of God? Don't fool yourselves. Those who indulge in sexual sin, or who worship idols, or commit adultery, or are male prostitutes, or practice homosexuality,

English Standard Version (©2001)
Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality,

New American Standard Bible (©1995)
Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals,

King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

International Standard Version (©2008)
You know that wicked people will not inherit the kingdom of God, don't you? Stop deceiving yourselves! Sexually immoral people, idolaters, adulterers, male prostitutes, homosexuals,

Aramaic Bible in Plain English (©2010)
Or do you not know that evil men do not inherit The Kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; no fornicators, neither worshipers of idols, neither adulterers, neither sexual molesters, neither males lying down with males,

GOD'S WORD® Translation (©1995)
Don't you know that wicked people won't inherit the kingdom of God? Stop deceiving yourselves! People who continue to commit sexual sins, who worship false gods, those who commit adultery, homosexuals,

King James 2000 Bible (©2003)
Know you not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

American King James Version
Know you not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

American Standard Version
Or know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with men,

Douay-Rheims Bible
Know you not that the unjust shall not possess the kingdom of God? Do not err: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers,

Darby Bible Translation
Do ye not know that unrighteous persons shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not err: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor those who make women of themselves, nor who abuse themselves with men,

English Revised Version
Or know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with men,

Webster's Bible Translation
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

Weymouth New Testament
Do you not know that unrighteous men will not inherit God's Kingdom? Cherish no delusion here. Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor any who are guilty of unnatural crime,

World English Bible
Or don't you know that the unrighteous will not inherit the Kingdom of God? Don't be deceived. Neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor male prostitutes, nor homosexuals,

Young's Literal Translation
have ye not known that the unrighteous the reign of God shall not inherit? be not led astray; neither whoremongers, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor sodomites,

[_SteelHead]

[_just me]

Where in the Bible does it say people either believe in the Great Deluge or they are "some tattooed covered, beer beltch'n, horney sex'd dude, who uses the pages of the Bible to wipe his butt on."

Cuz I don't remember that part.

I also don't remember where it says in the New Testament that tattooed people or beer drinkers or people who have sexual urges are going to hell.

The Bible does say that they were violent and unrighteous. I Corinthians 6:9

New International Version (©1984)
Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders

So, you got nothin'. Or did you just choose to ignore what I was actually talking about?

[_LittleNipper]

The fossil is 100 million years old, because it was discovered in 100 million year old geological strata --- the geological strata is 100 million years old, because 100 million year old fossils were discovered buried within it --- the fossils are 100 million years old, because the geological strata they were discovered in is 100 million years old --- the geological strata is 100 million years old, because of the fossils discovered within it................................................................... I believe this strata was laid down 100 million years ago -- everything I've looked at leads me to believe that this fossil is of an animal that lived 100 million years ago or even more..........