gdemetz wrote:Yea, maybe when He returns to the earth again, some will think that He is a space alien just playing a joke.
He is nearly thriteen years overdue (according to scripture and the LDS interpretation of the seven seals) or perhaps He is already here and people haven't noticed.
This maybe a technicality, but as He will be coming from a planet near Kolob isn't 'Space Alien' an accutrate description?
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.” Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!" Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
PrickKicker wrote:Thank You, spent all day on it after a passion filled debate yesterday after church with my father inlaw Who worked for the CES, Church education System of the LDS Church, he thinks I am stupid for not understanding the Plan Of Salvation. I also rewrote a plausible version, but I then became the Anti-Christ.
your father-in-law is right. your feeble attempt at a satire falls short and is just simply a mockery - Proverbs 14:6 and then 24:9
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires...seek discipline and find your liberty I can tell if a person is judgmental just by looking at them what is chaos to the fly is normal to the spider - morticia addams If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot. - Ted Nugent
SteelHead wrote:Frank, If I had an visitation and Jesus appered to me with his wounded side, and pierced hands and feet.... How would I know it was Jesus and not a pretender?
Even if he performed miracles that I could not begin to comprehend, how do I know it is the self same Jesus of the New Testament and not an alien, or some other deity (Exu for example) playing a joke?
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires...seek discipline and find your liberty I can tell if a person is judgmental just by looking at them what is chaos to the fly is normal to the spider - morticia addams If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot. - Ted Nugent
SteelHead wrote:Proves nothing. So the joker god pretending to be Jesus may or may not decide to continue the farce by complying with a really stupid test.
i guess we are done...you obviously have no awareness of the subject at hand, have an incorrect idea on the nature and character of God, and you rely on dishonorable discourse. good luck
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires...seek discipline and find your liberty I can tell if a person is judgmental just by looking at them what is chaos to the fly is normal to the spider - morticia addams If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot. - Ted Nugent
subgenius wrote:your father-in-law is right. your feeble attempt at a satire falls short and is just simply a mockery - Proverbs 14:6 and then 24:9
Is it all getting to much for you... You came here to Bash and got Bashed. The Bible is not Gods words but what men think should be Gods words, but if there is a God he's nothing to do with that pile of excrement.
Now, You have held back the TROLL long enough, Let him Go! Come on... Unleash the wrath of the subgenius!
PrickKicker: I used to be a Narrow minded, short sighted, Lying, Racist, Homophobic, Pious, Moron. But they were all behavioral traits that I had learnt through Mormonism.
Drifting, you are assuming that God's seven seals agree with our calendar, and that is not the case. Besides, the second coming itself does not occur until well after the seventh seal is opened.
gdemetz wrote:Drifting, you are assuming that God's seven seals agree with our calendar, and that is not the case. Besides, the second coming itself does not occur until well after the seventh seal is opened.
What calender does it agree with ? The one that says the Gospel age is the Millenium
Justice = Getting what you deserve Mercy = Not getting what you deserve Grace = Getting what you can never deserve
PrickKicker wrote:The Bible is not Gods words but what men think should be Gods words, but if there is a God he's nothing to do with that pile of excrement.
I would ask God to rebuke you but I think He would not. You see this world is filled with a spectrum of people and beliefs. There are good and there are evil people in the world. The world must be balanced in order for all of us to experience the light and the dark. Even Satan who you may believe in remains on this earth to tempt man and lead his army of workers. So there are two camps on this earth. The camp of God and light and the camp of darkness. Your attempts to get people to hate you are lost on people who have progressed down the path towards God. Instead of hate you receive pity for we see a life wasted where no progress can be made. We would love to see your spirit soar and for you to find happiness. In fact we love your spirit that you have beat into a corner. Your outward behavior is what is expected from those who embrace the world but we know it is not coming from the true you which is lost inside of you. To that soul we say that we love you and wish that one day you will have the spiritual strength to overcome the flesh. In this we humbly petition God on your behalf.