The Mormon Prime Directive
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:16 am
Prime Directive
I have discovered the Prime Directive of Mormonism!
It is the Principle of Principles of the Gospel of the Church.
“The Church is True.”
That’s it. When you come right down to it, for a true blue, dyed in the wool Mormon that’s ALL that matters!!! The Prime Directive is unqualified, unchanging, and eternal. This First Truth exists independently of, and is unaffected by, any and all other truth.
All other principles bow to that Directive. All other principles are conditional, changeable, temporary, even the points in each and every of the Articles of Faith. Everything else can change and does change. I offer five examples from the official Mormon creed.
5. We believe that a man must be called of God, by prophecy, and by the laying on of hands, by those who are in authority to preach the Gospel and administer in the ordinances thereof.
Apparently, the laying on of hands was not necessary. If there are records of Brigham Young being ordained prophet, I stand corrected. I just haven’t been able to find them myself yet. The laying on of hands may or may not be necessary today. I have never seen the Quorum of Apostles ordain a Prophet.
Also, now there are two added requirements, apparently. The Quorum of Twelve Apostles gets to vote on who the Prophet should be, and the members of the Church have to ‘sustain’ him. This was not always the case. The majority of the Apostles did not vote to make Brigham Young President of the Church; I do not know if they ever voted to make him a Prophet. They may have voted to “sustain” him as a prophet, but that is not the same as making and ordaining him one.
I do not know the procedure in the event that the members refuse to sustain the Head of the Church. Historical precedent has me believe that if one with proper authority (such as Sidney Rigdon) offers to lead the Church, it is possible at times for one with another authority (such as Brigham Young), if he is as clever with his words as Mark Antony was with his, can take over. Formerly this was abetted by the confusing relationships between the First Presidency, the Standing High Council, the Traveling High Council, the First Quorum of Seventies, the Patriarch, the First Bishopric. Fortunately, over the years, this revealed perfect and eternal relationship has been simplified by the First Presidency so that the First Presidency is no longer the first among equals, but the first and foremost. The new, less perfect and less eternal relationship among these councils seems to be functioning more smoothly than those Christ presumably instituted at the beginning.
The ordinances have changed, most dramatically those associated with Temple work. Nor do we allow foot-washings.
6. We believe in the same organization that existed in the Primitive Church, viz., apostles, prophets, pastors, teachers, evangelists, etc. Except some offices were removed and others added. The office of Church Patriarch was both added, and then later removed. The office of pastor apparently did not exist when the church was first established. The office existed only for a time in England, as the head of paired districts. It doesn’t exist now. There were never evangelists in the modern Church. Seventies were added; they weren’t in “Christ’s church”. Twos were ignored; the same justification exists for their existence as for the Seventies. There are no Disciples although Jesus had many. There are no Sheep, though Jesus often admonished the Apostles to take are of them. There are no Shepherds. There are no overseers/presbyters. There is no rabbi, and no rabboni. There are Stake Presidents and Regional Representatives and Assistants to the Apostles. Evidence of the existence of Judases is uncertain. Evidence of Thomases is rife. It doesn’t matter, though, because the Church is true. None of this affects the truthfulness of the Church.
7. We believe in the gift of tongues, but have altered that to mean only when the person with the gift of tongues has learned the language through careful study or growing up bilingually. Of prophecy, but only from the head of the Church, except for “personal revelation” such as where you should live, what job you should take, what school you should send your children to, or what you should have for dinner. Of revelation, but better not try that or you’ll get in deep trouble! That’s out. Of visions, which in the era of the drug culture is understandable. However, spiritual visions are private and personal. Publicizing them or attempting to convince others that they are doctrinally significant is apostate behavior. You will be warned and then possibly kicked out of the church. Of healing, which has been changed today to refer only to trained medical professionals. If you actually tried to heal someone as Christ and the apostles did, you would be reprimanded. Healing has been changed to mean pouring olive oil on someone’s head and saying two – not one, not three, but just two – prayers. Of interpretation, but now you have to study for it and be paid to do it, otherwise it’s just a hobby.
8. We believe the Bible to be the word of God as far as it is translated correctly. The parts that are incorrect change from time to time, so that what is rejected in one instance may be used as a proof-text in another instance. It doesn’t help to go to the original Hebrew and Greek texts, because that’s not translated correctly either. Apparently the only reliable translation is Reformed Egyptian. Any mistakes in that are the errors of men, so it cannot be criticized “even if it is wrong”.
10. We believe in the literal gathering of Israel and in the restoration of the Ten Tribes; that Zion will be built upon this [the American] continent . . . . This used to mean it was okay for Mormons from around the world to gather to American Zion. In fact, it was a commandment. Until it was decided to stop that movement. No revelation is available. Revelation is not necessary, for the Church is true, it makes no mistakes.
When speaking of the Church deciding, doing, and making no mistakes, of course an organization has no will or volition beyond the people in it. What is meant, is the set of men comparable to a CEO and Board of Directors in a corporaton.
It is futile to argue about any doctrine, principle or ordinance of the Gospel as a necessary feature of Mormonism. No doctrine is necessary for the Church to be true. No doctrine proven false will make the Church not true, because the truth of the Church does not depend on its doctrines or practices, on its principles or ordinances, on its gospel or its organization. The validity of the Church rests on one and only one single, irrefutable principle:
“The Church is True.”
I have discovered the Prime Directive of Mormonism!
It is the Principle of Principles of the Gospel of the Church.
“The Church is True.”
That’s it. When you come right down to it, for a true blue, dyed in the wool Mormon that’s ALL that matters!!! The Prime Directive is unqualified, unchanging, and eternal. This First Truth exists independently of, and is unaffected by, any and all other truth.
All other principles bow to that Directive. All other principles are conditional, changeable, temporary, even the points in each and every of the Articles of Faith. Everything else can change and does change. I offer five examples from the official Mormon creed.
5. We believe that a man must be called of God, by prophecy, and by the laying on of hands, by those who are in authority to preach the Gospel and administer in the ordinances thereof.
Apparently, the laying on of hands was not necessary. If there are records of Brigham Young being ordained prophet, I stand corrected. I just haven’t been able to find them myself yet. The laying on of hands may or may not be necessary today. I have never seen the Quorum of Apostles ordain a Prophet.
Also, now there are two added requirements, apparently. The Quorum of Twelve Apostles gets to vote on who the Prophet should be, and the members of the Church have to ‘sustain’ him. This was not always the case. The majority of the Apostles did not vote to make Brigham Young President of the Church; I do not know if they ever voted to make him a Prophet. They may have voted to “sustain” him as a prophet, but that is not the same as making and ordaining him one.
I do not know the procedure in the event that the members refuse to sustain the Head of the Church. Historical precedent has me believe that if one with proper authority (such as Sidney Rigdon) offers to lead the Church, it is possible at times for one with another authority (such as Brigham Young), if he is as clever with his words as Mark Antony was with his, can take over. Formerly this was abetted by the confusing relationships between the First Presidency, the Standing High Council, the Traveling High Council, the First Quorum of Seventies, the Patriarch, the First Bishopric. Fortunately, over the years, this revealed perfect and eternal relationship has been simplified by the First Presidency so that the First Presidency is no longer the first among equals, but the first and foremost. The new, less perfect and less eternal relationship among these councils seems to be functioning more smoothly than those Christ presumably instituted at the beginning.
The ordinances have changed, most dramatically those associated with Temple work. Nor do we allow foot-washings.
6. We believe in the same organization that existed in the Primitive Church, viz., apostles, prophets, pastors, teachers, evangelists, etc. Except some offices were removed and others added. The office of Church Patriarch was both added, and then later removed. The office of pastor apparently did not exist when the church was first established. The office existed only for a time in England, as the head of paired districts. It doesn’t exist now. There were never evangelists in the modern Church. Seventies were added; they weren’t in “Christ’s church”. Twos were ignored; the same justification exists for their existence as for the Seventies. There are no Disciples although Jesus had many. There are no Sheep, though Jesus often admonished the Apostles to take are of them. There are no Shepherds. There are no overseers/presbyters. There is no rabbi, and no rabboni. There are Stake Presidents and Regional Representatives and Assistants to the Apostles. Evidence of the existence of Judases is uncertain. Evidence of Thomases is rife. It doesn’t matter, though, because the Church is true. None of this affects the truthfulness of the Church.
7. We believe in the gift of tongues, but have altered that to mean only when the person with the gift of tongues has learned the language through careful study or growing up bilingually. Of prophecy, but only from the head of the Church, except for “personal revelation” such as where you should live, what job you should take, what school you should send your children to, or what you should have for dinner. Of revelation, but better not try that or you’ll get in deep trouble! That’s out. Of visions, which in the era of the drug culture is understandable. However, spiritual visions are private and personal. Publicizing them or attempting to convince others that they are doctrinally significant is apostate behavior. You will be warned and then possibly kicked out of the church. Of healing, which has been changed today to refer only to trained medical professionals. If you actually tried to heal someone as Christ and the apostles did, you would be reprimanded. Healing has been changed to mean pouring olive oil on someone’s head and saying two – not one, not three, but just two – prayers. Of interpretation, but now you have to study for it and be paid to do it, otherwise it’s just a hobby.
8. We believe the Bible to be the word of God as far as it is translated correctly. The parts that are incorrect change from time to time, so that what is rejected in one instance may be used as a proof-text in another instance. It doesn’t help to go to the original Hebrew and Greek texts, because that’s not translated correctly either. Apparently the only reliable translation is Reformed Egyptian. Any mistakes in that are the errors of men, so it cannot be criticized “even if it is wrong”.
10. We believe in the literal gathering of Israel and in the restoration of the Ten Tribes; that Zion will be built upon this [the American] continent . . . . This used to mean it was okay for Mormons from around the world to gather to American Zion. In fact, it was a commandment. Until it was decided to stop that movement. No revelation is available. Revelation is not necessary, for the Church is true, it makes no mistakes.
When speaking of the Church deciding, doing, and making no mistakes, of course an organization has no will or volition beyond the people in it. What is meant, is the set of men comparable to a CEO and Board of Directors in a corporaton.
It is futile to argue about any doctrine, principle or ordinance of the Gospel as a necessary feature of Mormonism. No doctrine is necessary for the Church to be true. No doctrine proven false will make the Church not true, because the truth of the Church does not depend on its doctrines or practices, on its principles or ordinances, on its gospel or its organization. The validity of the Church rests on one and only one single, irrefutable principle:
“The Church is True.”