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For those here who may be unaware of the stiffly formal way in which we insist on being identified and addressed, and in the light of certain discussions down in the "Terrestrial Forum," here are some guidelines:

In the third person:

* Herr Professor Doktor Daniel C. Peterson, Ph.D. is the preferred form.

* Thereafter, though, His Excellency or His Eminence will be acceptable.

In the second person:

* Herr Professor Doktor Peterson, Ph.D. is the way in which we are to be directly addressed.

* If, owing to your weakness, you are unable always so to address us, Your Excellency or Your Eminence will suffice as a less-desirable (because rather too familiar and democratic) alternative.

* All such direct communications, however, should conclude with Your Unworthy Interlocutor, and they should be punctuated at frequent intervals with acknowledgements of your inferiority and lack of merit.

Graciously yours,

Herr Professor Doktor Daniel C. Peterson, Ph.D.

I prefer to address you as I always have - DJ Jazzy D-Pete Shakool.

Buffalo wrote:I prefer to address you as I always have - DJ Jazzy D-Pete Shakool.

How in blazes did you figure that out?

They promised me that my secret identity was absolutely safe.

Not the Doughnut King of Provo?

That will go great next time you visit Israel.

Hi Herr Doktor,

As an ExMo I was surprised to find your CD Defending The Faith in my Christmas Stocking.
I have listened to it, you make some interesting if, at least for me, not convincing arguments, but in this world of re-cycling I have passed it on to some TBM friends.They love it.

Your work is even known in damp and frosty Buckinghamshire, UK.

Malcolm wrote:As an ExMo I was surprised to find your CD Defending The Faith in my Christmas Stocking.

Definitive proof that Santa isn't real.

ferchristssakes, why is this posted here?

As I have stated before, since your Ph.D has nothing to do with Mormon history or mo'pologetics, I see no reason to address you other than Dan, Daniel, DCP, Dano, or Danny.

If I ever end up on Islamic discussion boards, I will address you as Dr. Peterson.

Eric wrote:

Malcolm wrote:As an ExMo I was surprised to find your CD Defending The Faith in my Christmas Stocking.

Definitive proof that Santa isn't real.

However, floating resurrected American Indians, flaming sword wielding angels, and magic glowing rocks, and large caves full of gold records do exist in the mind Daniel.

However, floating resurrected American Indians, flaming sword wielding angels, and magic glowing rocks, and large caves full of gold records do exist in the mind Daniel.

Is that "mind of Daniel." or "mind, Daniel." Perhaps Danny just wants to keep his job?