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Masturbation
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:57 am
by _Quasimodo
In another thread it was pointed out that masturbation was an overused theme on this board. Maybe we can put that to rest.
Honestly, is there anyone out there that has never masturbated? Please, only those that have NEVER masturbated should respond (I'm expecting no replies). Please give an explanation of why you have never masturbated... anyone?
Re: Masturbation
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 3:02 am
by _Droopy
Honestly, is there anyone out there that has never masturbated? Please, only those that have NEVER masturbated should respond (I'm expecting no replies). Please give an explanation of why you have never masturbated... anyone?
Much more interesting would be a clear descriptive self disclosure of why one masturbates. This should be at least as interesting, if not more so, as to why one would not choose to do so.
Re: Masturbation
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 3:06 am
by _Quasimodo
Wow, no one yet! It's looking like there is no one free from the sins of Onan on this board.
I'll bump it again a few more times, just to make sure.
Re: Masturbation
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 3:08 am
by _Quasimodo
Droopy wrote:Honestly, is there anyone out there that has never masturbated? Please, only those that have NEVER masturbated should respond (I'm expecting no replies). Please give an explanation of why you have never masturbated... anyone?
Much more interesting would be a clear descriptive self disclosure of why one masturbates. This should be at least as interesting, if not more so, as to why one would not choose to do so.
Ah, but that is not the point of the question. I'm trying to find out if there is anyone who has never masturbated on this board (you included). Care to answer?
Re: Masturbation
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 3:31 am
by _Quasimodo
So far, we are all jerk offs on this board. Please prove me wrong if you can.
Re: Masturbation
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 3:48 am
by _just me
Our one non-masturbator has left the board.
Is this, like, who has never in their life...or isn't right now....or hasn't this week....or what?
Re: Masturbation
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 4:10 am
by _bcspace
Wow, no one yet! It's looking like there is no one free from the sins of Onan on this board
Was Onan's sin masturbation, or did he refuse to get someone pregnant?
Please, only those that have NEVER masturbated should respond (I'm expecting no replies)
I've always thought it best to leave the extent of one's capability of being master of one's domain to the imagination, that is, if that's what one likes to imagine.
Re: Masturbation
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 4:14 am
by _Quasimodo
just me wrote:Our one non-masturbator has left the board.
Is this, like, who has never in their life...or isn't right now....or hasn't this week....or what?
:D! I'm thinking never in their life. Once a jerk off, always a jerk off ;).
There is so much talk on this board about masturbation. I was just wondering who could claim to never having done it. No one yet has made that claim.
Re: Masturbation
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 4:17 am
by _Quasimodo
bcspace wrote:Wow, no one yet! It's looking like there is no one free from the sins of Onan on this board
Was Onan's sin masturbation, or did he refuse to get someone pregnant?
I think you are right, bc. He pulled out at the last moment. It's just a common phrase used in discussions about masturbation.
How about you? Any confessions to make?
Re: Masturbation
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 4:27 am
by _bcspace
It's just a common phrase used in discussions about masturbation
Which lead some to erroneously believe there is specific scriptural evidence against masturbation. Of course there may be indirect scriptural injunction, but that's an interpretation for the prophets to publish.
How about you? Any confessions to make?
No, my philosophy on that is explained in my previous post.