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What is your favourite verse of scripture?
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 6:51 pm
by _PrickKicker
Here's mine:
King James Version (KJV)
2 Kings 18:27
27 But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
Re: What is your favourite verse of scripture?
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 6:55 pm
by _Drifting
I like the one (I can't remember which it is) where it states that if a women, when intervening in a fight between two men, accidentally touches one of their penis's ('secrets' in the verse) then she should be put to death.
He's a wag that God of Christianity, a real card...
Re: What is your favourite verse of scripture?
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:19 am
by _ludwigm
Drifting wrote:I like the one (I can't remember which it is) where it states that if a women, when intervening in a fight between two men, accidentally touches one of their penis's ('secrets' in the verse) then she should be put to death.
He's a wag that God of Christianity, a real card...
From the
Bible Study thread:
Deuteronomy 25
11. When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:
12. Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.
I am the LORD your God and my mercy is limitless. Your wife is not to be put to death. You (her husband) should cut off her hand.
Only that one, I think - but this is my private opinion. Anyway, You may have free agency.
I exhort You to leave her one hand to touch Your secrets with.
Re: What is your favourite verse of scripture?
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:37 am
by _LittleNipper
Proverbs 25:11 A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in settings of silver.
Re: What is your favourite verse of scripture?
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:08 am
by _PrickKicker
ludwigm wrote:Drifting wrote:I like the one (I can't remember which it is) where it states that if a women, when intervening in a fight between two men, accidentally touches one of their penis's ('secrets' in the verse) then she should be put to death.
He's a wag that God of Christianity, a real card...
From the
Bible Study thread:
Deuteronomy 25
11. When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:
12. Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.
I am the LORD your God and my mercy is limitless. Your wife is not to be put to death. You (her husband) should cut off her hand.
Only that one, I think - but this is my private opinion. Anyway, You may have free agency.
I exhort You to leave her one hand to touch Your secrets with.
OMG! must have missed that one... Thanks Guys. This scripture has touched my heart forever and brought endless joy.
Re: What is your favourite verse of scripture?
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:16 am
by _Dr. Shades
PrickKicker wrote:[H]ath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
I'm pretty sure that was an old idiom, equivalent to our modern-day "b.s. with you."
Re: What is your favourite verse of scripture?
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:50 am
by _PrickKicker
Dr. Shades wrote:PrickKicker wrote:[H]ath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
I'm pretty sure that was an old idiom, equivalent to our modern-day "b.s. with you."
I'm sure you're right, But some people take every word literally.
Re: What is your favourite verse of scripture?
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:37 am
by _LDSToronto
The Money Shot Scripture:
And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.
And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also.
Re: What is your favourite verse of scripture?
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:37 pm
by _PrickKicker
LDSToronto wrote:The Money Shot Scripture:
And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.
And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also.
That would explain why thousands of people in the world die everyday!
And there is me thinking that it was starvation, thirst, disease, natural disasters, accidents and murders.
