That's pretty funny. On the other hand, I think it reflects a problem I see on this thread: the assumption that there is a single, uncontroversial Christian/Gospel/Mormon teaching about wealth that the Church is violating, rendering it guilty of hypocrisy in Christian terms and therefore deserving our condemnation
I suspect what Christopher Hitchens said of Theresa of Calcutta was probably true of Jesus: he didn't love the poor, he loved poverty. It was certainly true of some later Christian fanatics, but obviously has not been true of any institution that calls itself Christian. And the subsequent history of wealth and those ecclesiastical institutions in Christianity doesn't make the LDS Church look any less Christian to me, and therefore I don't really see any hypocrisy.
Credit for these quotes goes to Symmachus.
It is indeed a notorious fact that there is no "single, uncontroversial Christian/Gospel/Mormon teaching about wealth". If you Google "Apostolic poverty", you will see that one of the great controversies of mediaeval Christianity was a bitter row about wealth and poverty. The greatest upset in the history of Christendom - the Reformation (sorry, Joseph) - was sparked off by a dispute over the late mediaeval church's attempt to turn forgiveness into a revenue stream through the sale of indulgences. The tension between different ideas about wealth and its place in Christian ethics runs through history. The controversies over the LDS Church's wealth, and indeed over Mother Teresa, sit comfortably in this tradition.
The interesting thing about the LDS church in this regard is that it has executed something close to a 180 degree turn on this matter. Let's leave aside the notion - true though it no doubt is - that early Mormondom was a mechanism for self-enrichment by the Smith family. What really stands out to me about early Mormonism is the presence of a radical doctrine of primitive communism, embodied in the United Order. This orientation may go back to the Book of Mormon itself. Karen Armstrong has interpreted the Book of Mormon as a frontier farmer's polemic against the economic injustice of 19th century American life.
Contrast that with the modern LDS church. It is almost a cliché to liken it to a multinational corporation, which sends out a sales force to raise revenue which is then invested, managed and spent by a besuited bureaucracy made up of recruits from the worlds of business and finance.
Let me throw out a question. When did the switchover happen? When did the LDS church drop its experiments with religious socialism and embrace the rigours of free enterprise and wealth acquisition?
The historic Christian church went through the same change, and I'm still not sure where we can locate the tipping point. When I was a young fellow, it was fashionable to locate it in the 4th century. There was a lot of talk of "the Church of Constantine", as distinct from the humble church of the gospels. Late antique anti-Christian polemic contains the trope of Christians as slaves and paupers, which is consistent with the idea that the gospel was unsullied by Mammon for several centuries.
My feeling is that this is a bit too generous. Clement of Alexandria was already, in the 2nd/3r century, trying to water down the radicalism of Jesus' teachings in "Who is the rich man that shall be saved"? And in the New Testament itself, we can see a kind of embourgeoisement setting in as early as the Pastoral Epistles. The birth of suburban Churchianity is right there in the post-Pauline period, bound into the later books of the dear old KJV.
Anyway, I'm rambling now. As Heine(?) said, I am sorry that this message is so long. I didn't have time to make it shorter.