Fictitious Priesthood Ordination Ages of the Patriarchs NOW Exposed!
Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 11:51 pm
Welcome to another thread designed to enlighten, inform, and entertain you. I want to share with the world my understanding of how Joseph Smith fraudulently added revelation to the Genesis account, especially in assigning fictitious ages to the patriarchs with regard to their priesthood ordinations under the hands of Adam. Suffice it to say, the first patriarchs were high priests and served under the ministry of father Adam who was the presiding high priest being next in line in authority to the Son of God.
WELCOME. Take your shoes off and relax. You are about to learn a great secret known ONLY to Joseph Smith (and me) but is now being exposed to the world, LIVE, here on Discuss Mormonism. Special thanks to Dr. Shades for making this board available and providing a place where Mormonism may be freely discussed.
Are you ready for the ride? The tickets are free and all you have to do is scroll and read.

PS. Dr. Shades, I respectfully request that you allow me to use a little red-colored font in this thread to highlight some numbers. I need that color to make a point. If it’s not doable, let me know, and I’ll make them some other color. I don’t plan to use much red ink and hope you’ll make an exception to the rule.
WELCOME. Take your shoes off and relax. You are about to learn a great secret known ONLY to Joseph Smith (and me) but is now being exposed to the world, LIVE, here on Discuss Mormonism. Special thanks to Dr. Shades for making this board available and providing a place where Mormonism may be freely discussed.
Are you ready for the ride? The tickets are free and all you have to do is scroll and read.

PS. Dr. Shades, I respectfully request that you allow me to use a little red-colored font in this thread to highlight some numbers. I need that color to make a point. If it’s not doable, let me know, and I’ll make them some other color. I don’t plan to use much red ink and hope you’ll make an exception to the rule.