New Mormon missionary commercial

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_Polygamy Porter
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New Mormon missionary commercial

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxIM0RYhrzE

WOW

These ladies seem like they want to hold the priesthood and to have him practice the laying on of hands...

Neehor, Gaz, Brian, you might want to skip this... since you are devout rule following Mormons...
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_Brackite
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Post by _Brackite »

I really like this one from youtube:

Peter becomes Mormon?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP-c8mf9 ... ed&search=
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I've used Axe, didn't work.

Awwww, they cut out the Jdubs from the Family Guy clip.
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_Polygamy Porter
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Post by _Polygamy Porter »

A single man notices the success rate with the ladies of another man at a local park.

"What's your secret?" he bluntly inquires.

"I put a potato in my pants!", the other man whispers out excitedly, "A russet potato, the big ones you use for baking!"

Several weeks pass with no success. He returns to the park where he received the idea for the potato.

"Hey man, you were wrong!", he yelled as he stormed toward the man in the park.

"Shhhhhh!", he shushed and whispered, "What? The ladies are not swarming??"

"NO! They seem to avoid me even more now!"

"Tsk, tsk" the man from the park said as he scooted away from his lady, "You need to put it in the FRONT of your pants!"
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