OK Fess up! Who lost a pet or car keys last Friday night?

[_Polygamy Porter]

Thanks to your incompetence a town in Kansas lost 10 people!

!0 people that would have been warned by Elohim had he not been distracted while looking for some lost pet or car keys!

Think twice next time you loose fluffy or your car keys!

[_The Nehor]

Thanks to your incompetence a town in Kansas lost 10 people!

!0 people that would have been warned by Elohim had he not been distracted while looking for some lost pet or car keys!

Think twice next time you loose fluffy or your car keys!

It was me, we were discussing whether insulting you was kosher or not. I said yes, he said no.

So that would make it......your fault.

[_Polygamy Porter]

Thanks to your incompetence a town in Kansas lost 10 people!

!0 people that would have been warned by Elohim had he not been distracted while looking for some lost pet or car keys!

Think twice next time you loose fluffy or your car keys!

It was me, we were discussing whether insulting you was kosher or not. I said yes, he said no.

So that would make it......your fault.

You.. insulting moi?

That is a LOLaPaloooza!

[_Bryan Inks]

Thanks to your incompetence a town in Kansas lost 10 people!

!0 people that would have been warned by Elohim had he not been distracted while looking for some lost pet or car keys!

Think twice next time you loose fluffy or your car keys!

It was me, we were discussing whether insulting you was kosher or not. I said yes, he said no.

So that would make it......your fault.

Ummm. . . actually, it would make it your's. You chose to distract Him. The subject of the distraction, especially given that you brought it up, isn't relevant to the fact that it was a distraction. However, if we really wanted to push the envelope and assume that God exists. . . then it is his fault, ultimately, for several reasons.

A. he created Port, thereby giving you a subject to distract Him with.

B. He, being an all-knowing being, chose to create said distraction knowing that it would distract Him at that crucial juncture.

C. He created the weather over which He has no apparent control.

Not that I think it was some yokel praying about lost car keys that killed people. . .

[_Gazelam]

he created Port, thereby giving you a subject to distract Him with.

Actually Porter has always existed. The Father just gave him an opportunity to improve himself. But sadly he only appears to be digressing.

God could control the weather if he wanted to. But I think he mostly just lets the weather do its own thing. Dealing with the unknown is part of life.

[_Polygamy Porter]

he created Port, thereby giving you a subject to distract Him with.

Actually Porter has always existed. The Father just gave him an opportunity to improve himself. But sadly he only appears to be digressing.

God could control the weather if he wanted to. But I think he mostly just lets the weather do its own thing. Dealing with the unknown is part of life.

Hey Gaz, shall we move this thread to the basement?


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