I think Mormonism and Scientology should merge

Post by **_asbestosman** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:47 am

Mercury wrote:What are the Mormons to learn from Raelianism?

I'm more intrigued by the parallels to Pastafarianism.

Post by **_Calculus Crusader** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:01 am

Mercury wrote:
Calculus Crusader wrote:I take exception to the dismissive attitude in this thread toward His Admiralty, the most excellent Elrond Hubbard, who said his name would be known for theta and entheta. The parallels between two of the world's great religions should be cause for excitement. Indeed, these sort of parallels are exactly the sort of evidence FARMS cites for the veracity of Mormon scripture!

What are the Mormons to learn from Raelianism?

Raelianism is one of the smaller corporations that the Church of Xenu-Eloheim of Latter-day Mormontologists will acquire after the merger. The Raelians will provide the new church will the cloning techniques it will need to boost its numbers in an age of increasing skepticism.

Post by **_The Nehor** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 6:00 am

Some Schmo wrote:
why me wrote:Thanks for the suggestion. The next time I see a general authority I will mention your idea with him. However, I do realize that you were being just a little negative about the church in your post. Trying to link the LDS church with scientology is just a little far fetched. They have nothing in common at all. But I understood that you were trying to create a negative cult connection between the two groups. But you failed.

Thanks for the suggestion. The next time I see a Tom Cruise I will mention your idea with him. However, I do realize that you were being just a little negative about scientology in your post. Trying to link scientology with the LDS church is just a little far fetched. They have nothing in common at all. But I understood that you were trying to create a negative cult connection between the two groups. But you failed.

As if the Mormons are smart enough to believe in aliens... HA!

If there are no aliens then who keeps abducting me at night and doing all those experiments?

Post by **_Blixa** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:50 am

Well Scientology does have more celebrities than Mormonism, something it always struck me that "the church" was anxious to acquire...

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:16 pm

The Nehor wrote:
If there are no aliens then who keeps abducting me at night and doing all those experiments?

*evil chuckle*

Post by **_Mercury** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:19 pm

The Nehor wrote:
Some Schmo wrote:
why me wrote:Thanks for the suggestion. The next time I see a general authority I will mention your idea with him. However, I do realize that you were being just a little negative about the church in your post. Trying to link the LDS church with scientology is just a little far fetched. They have nothing in common at all. But I understood that you were trying to create a negative cult connection between the two groups. But you failed.

Thanks for the suggestion. The next time I see a Tom Cruise I will mention your idea with him. However, I do realize that you were being just a little negative about scientology in your post. Trying to link scientology with the LDS church is just a little far fetched. They have nothing in common at all. But I understood that you were trying to create a negative cult connection between the two groups. But you failed.

As if the Mormons are smart enough to believe in aliens... HA!

If there are no aliens then who keeps abducting me at night and doing all those experiments?

Its your bishopric with chloroform soaked rag in hand.

Post by **_Doctor Steuss** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:52 pm

Mercury wrote:Its your bishopric with chloroform soaked rag in hand.

Damn iron rod probe.