LDS church suspends all church gatherings

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_Fence Sitter
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Re: LDS church suspends all church gatherings

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Good move on the part of the church, I expect closing the temples will follow soon.
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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:As our favorite fast food connoisseur and his nonagenarian lapdog might be inclined to say, “Bah! SCIENTISM!”

- Doc


+100

I wonder if they would do an essay explaining the difference of the scientific approach to defeating Corona Virus, and the Melchizedek Priesthood method of the laying on of hands, and keep tabs over which is HONESTLY more effective.... Corona Virus is such a PERFECT litmus test for all priesthoods in organized religions... it just cannot get better than this pandemic. Will the Mormons put their priesthood where their mouths are? Time will tell. Perhaps God can inspire them in what kinds of excuses to use for their failure. Granted they will all be ad hoc. Let the squirming begin.
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_Mormonicious
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Re: LDS church suspends all church gatherings

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Doctor Scratch wrote:From "SeN":

Philip Leaning wrote:All "public gatherings". Stated twice. Temples aren't public...


That's actually an interesting point. So, people can still go to the temples in droves, then?

Nope, them Cleaner than the Cleanest, Holier than the Holiest, Purer that the Purest International Houses of Handshakes are now forbidden https://www.ksl.com/article/46729834/ch ... -the-world

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Re: LDS church suspends all church gatherings

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Mormonicious wrote:
Doctor Scratch wrote:
SATAN WINS, SATAN WINS! All HAIL GOOGLE GOD and her Son eBay and the Holy Toaster youtube


Hallelujah! Rejoice! The temples are closed.

Thank you, Satan.

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Re: LDS church suspends all church gatherings

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...no unhallowed hand can stop the work...


Erm. I guess Satan has virus creating and spreading hallowed hands.
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