Mopologetic Brigham Worship, Incest, and the Plan of Salvation

[malkie]

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A Mormon even came up with this gem of an argument:

“Even if there was actual sex [between God and Mary], if Mary was completely unaware that anything had happened, certainly we’d call her a virgin anyway. You wouldn’t call a date rape victim unchaste.”

It’s all gross and disgusting, just like the sex predator who founded the cult. Fruit of the poisoned tree.

So the HG's role would have been equivalent to administering rohypnol?

British joke.

Girl: I'm pregnant!
Boy: I'm not the father - we've never had sex. Please explain.
Girl: I had an "encounter" with St Michael.
Boy: What! How could you possibly tell?
Girl: It said so on the label on his underpants!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Michael_(brand)