Feel free to add your own signs. Mine would be that the true church will withhold the priesthood from black people for 150 years based on the belief in the Curse of Ham.
The REAL 17 Signs of the True Church
- The prophet will have the church website homepage be a countdown clock to his own birthday, twice!
- Church members and a bishop will strongly petition the court system to release the most infamous serial killer in US history.
- The prophet of the true church will have the church purchase forged documents from a murderer!
- The founder of the true church church will practice folk magic, including killing dogs in order to appease guardian spirits who protect buried treasure.
- Prophets of the church will disagree about what the church should be called.
- The growth of the true church church will stagnate and regress once factual information about it becomes available to the public.
- The true church will engage small towns in costly litigation in order to build monstrous temples that violate local ordinances.
- The true church will DISCONTINUE its motto of ‘Choose the Right.’
- The true church will attempt gaslight an entire native culture into a false and demeaning historical narrative.
- The true church will amass and investment portfolio of hundreds of billions of dollars, yet not own a single hospital or homeless shelter.
- The true church will coerce members to serve missions, charging them to do so, without giving them enough money for proper food, shelter or medical care.
- The true church will publicly acknowledge that the teachings of its prophets are worth less than old comic books.
- The true church will abandon financial transparency.
- The true church will co-opt normal human sexual feelings to shame and humiliate, in order to control and manipulate people.
- The true church will constantly change its doctrines, beliefs and rituals, thus reflecting God‘s own constant state of confusion.
- The true church will not seek, nor offer apologies. Like Jesus taught.
- Fiddlesticks. We are at 17 and didn’t even get to polygamy, fraud, racism, child molestation or Perfecting the art form of institutional dishonesty!
