Elder Rasband’s Science Lesson: How Noah’s Flood Caused Continental Drift

[Res Ipsa]

Oh you guys. You're neglecting the giant turtle theory of continental drift. Of course the flood caused continents to move around as the turtles swam around in the flood waters. And of course God led the turtles to come to rest I the exact position needed to fulfill prophecy. It's god fearing turtles, all the way down.