A Danite Writes to Me, Insults My "Endowment"

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_Doctor Steuss
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Mister Scratch wrote:
Doctor Steuss wrote:My dear brother Scratch… two errors in your post:

First, Mr. Rockwell was not part of the Danites.


Really? If not, well then, I thank you for enlightening me!


Second, your life is not a “pathetic tragedy.” It’s more of a dismal calamity.


Not very nice, Steuss! Not very nice at all!

Luvs, Hugs, and VW Bugs,
Stu


Right back atcha, big guy!


Actually I might have been overstating my case with Rockwell and Danites. But if I remember correctly from Richard Dewey's biography on him, Rockwell was utilized at one point to find out who the Danites were so that said members could be disciplined accordingly for their actions. I'm speaking from memory though so I wouldn't take it as fact.

And I'm sorry about the dismal calamity comment. I was confusing your life with my own.

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Dr. Steuss
And I'm sorry about the dismal calamity comment. I was confusing your life with my own.


Whoa! Nice save! Love the humor!

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Doctor Steuss wrote:
Mister Scratch wrote:
Doctor Steuss wrote:My dear brother Scratch… two errors in your post:

First, Mr. Rockwell was not part of the Danites.


Really? If not, well then, I thank you for enlightening me!


Second, your life is not a “pathetic tragedy.” It’s more of a dismal calamity.


Not very nice, Steuss! Not very nice at all!

Luvs, Hugs, and VW Bugs,
Stu


Right back atcha, big guy!


Actually I might have been overstating my case with Rockwell and Danites. But if I remember correctly from Richard Dewey's biography on him, Rockwell was utilized at one point to find out who the Danites were so that said members could be disciplined accordingly for their actions. I'm speaking from memory though so I wouldn't take it as fact.

And I'm sorry about the dismal calamity comment. I was confusing your life with my own.


You're breakin' my heart here, Steuss.... : )
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Scratch,

If I may make a suggestion. Send your secret agents over to that board and have them search on the name "Schriver". People leave their prints behind ya know.

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Jersey Girl steps up to the podium....

So what exactly is this about, who is this Opie Rockwell and why should anyone care? I did happen to check the memberlist here and see that Opie Trollwell er, uh, Rockwell registered here in mid-January and has no posts. Is it safe to assume that Dopie Trollwell (see the evolution? like it?) is a lurker with nothing more to say than a slippery little hit and run....I bet you're just a....You're nothing but a...and insults the "endowments" of our dearly beloved Mister Scratch and has the gaul to supply no empirical evidence to back up it's claim? ;-)

Would anyone like to counter with actual evidence in tow?

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Jersey Girl wrote:Jersey Girl steps up to the podium....

So what exactly is this about, who is this Opie Rockwell and why should anyone care? I did happen to check the memberlist here and see that Opie Trollwell er, uh, Rockwell registered here in mid-January and has no posts. Is it safe to assume that Dopie Trollwell (see the evolution? like it?) is a lurker with nothing more to say than a slippery little hit and run....I bet you're just a....You're nothing but a...and insults the "endowments" of our dearly beloved Mister Scratch and has the gaul to supply no empirical evidence to back up it's claim? ;-)

Would anyone like to counter with actual evidence in tow?

Jersey Girl

(Please do not give me an open door, I'll stumble through it every time)


Well, I myself have a few guesses as to the identity of "Opie Rockwell," but don't know for sure. It could be Calmoriah, smac, DaddyMO, Dan_G, juliann, or even Schryver himself.... Tough to say, really.
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Mister Scratch wrote:
Jersey Girl wrote:Jersey Girl steps up to the podium....

So what exactly is this about, who is this Opie Rockwell and why should anyone care? I did happen to check the memberlist here and see that Opie Trollwell er, uh, Rockwell registered here in mid-January and has no posts. Is it safe to assume that Dopie Trollwell (see the evolution? like it?) is a lurker with nothing more to say than a slippery little hit and run....I bet you're just a....You're nothing but a...and insults the "endowments" of our dearly beloved Mister Scratch and has the gaul to supply no empirical evidence to back up it's claim? ;-)

Would anyone like to counter with actual evidence in tow?

Jersey Girl

(Please do not give me an open door, I'll stumble through it every time)


Well, I myself have a few guesses as to the identity of "Opie Rockwell," but don't know for sure. It could be Calmoriah, smac, DaddyMO, Dan_G, juliann, or even Schryver himself.... Tough to say, really.


I think the most effective method of determination would be to select the one who appears to be the biggest back biting coward and go from there. Nothing's fool proof though.

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Zakuska wrote:Hey since we arn't considered Christian anyway. Why act the part?


Is it supposed to be a show, Zak?

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Hey since we arn't considered Christian anyway. Why act the part?


Um, I'm an atheist and even I know the answer to this one.

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Post by _Gazelam »

I know from experience that scratch has a very selective memory. Like choosing to remember answering questions he never answered, and choosing to view scriptures only in the sence where they demand nothing of him.
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
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