Sethbag wrote:Not only is the Flood = Earth's Baptism hokey on the grounds that a global, worldwide flood didn't happen, but wouldn't Noah's Ark bobbing along on top of the water count as a toe sticking up out of the water, so God would have to do it again, and this time get it right?
I'm still waiting for the earth to take out her endowments and get sealed to . . . uhhh, Kolob?
That's General Leo. He could be my friend if he weren't my enemy. eritis sicut dii I support NCMO
July 27, 1907 2:40 pm at the Glendale Second Ward.
ROTFCMLUL! Jesus moksha. Will you put a "Warning: cough up a lung laughing probability" warning on your posts? Man that is funny.
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
? I've never seen that one before. Rolling on the floor cause my leg's under lettuce?
WK: "Joseph Smith asserted that the Book of Mormon peoples were the original inhabitants of the americas"
Will Schryver: "No, he didn’t." 3/19/08
Still waiting for Will to back this up...
Sethbag wrote:Not only is the Flood = Earth's Baptism hokey on the grounds that a global, worldwide flood didn't happen, but wouldn't Noah's Ark bobbing along on top of the water count as a toe sticking up out of the water, so God would have to do it again, and this time get it right?
This is kind of funny too. But I guess since the ark was not part of the earth it would not be considered it toe. Fingernail maybe?
Sethbag wrote:Not only is the Flood = Earth's Baptism hokey on the grounds that a global, worldwide flood didn't happen, but wouldn't Noah's Ark bobbing along on top of the water count as a toe sticking up out of the water, so God would have to do it again, and this time get it right?
This is kind of funny too. But I guess since the ark was not part of the earth it would not be considered it toe. Fingernail maybe?
More like the dry clothes you change back into after the ordinance is done.
Now if Noah happened to have his anchor out and reaching between the bottom of the ocean and his ark, that would be a different matter.
That's General Leo. He could be my friend if he weren't my enemy. eritis sicut dii I support NCMO
? I've never seen that one before. Rolling on the floor cause my leg's under lettuce?
Sorry. I guess I shouldn't make up things. That's "rolling on the floor coughing my lungs up laughing". Too graphic?
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
Bond...James Bond wrote:"rolling on the floor coughing my lungs up laughing"
Ah, yes, that makes much more sense.
ROTFLSHISMCO.
There, try that.
WK: "Joseph Smith asserted that the Book of Mormon peoples were the original inhabitants of the americas"
Will Schryver: "No, he didn’t." 3/19/08
Still waiting for Will to back this up...
Rolling on the floor loudly s***ing hellfire into some macaroni (&) cheese omelettes?
No clue.
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
Rolling on the floor loudly s***ing hellfire into some macaroni (&) cheese omelettes?
No clue.
Haha, yeah, that's it exactly!
WK: "Joseph Smith asserted that the Book of Mormon peoples were the original inhabitants of the americas"
Will Schryver: "No, he didn’t." 3/19/08
Still waiting for Will to back this up...