Open Invitation to Keene's Wedding!

[_Jersey Girl]

Hi Keene!

Back East we have a saying "I'll dance at your wedding!" but since I can't...well you know...
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Congratulations!

Jersey Girl

[_Mephitus]

GO KEENE!

[_keene]

You rat-assed bastard!

You don't even call your best man to tell him where or when?

I'm so streaking now.

If I knew, I'd've told you. It's april 7th, somewhere a little more north than you, but south of idaho.

Jersey Girl:
I like the bananas. Of course, now you realize, you have to get LIVE dancing bananas to crash my wedding. I'm sure it wouldn't cost much.

Moksha:
Yeah, she's LDS. Kinda. She's not a fan of Mormon weddings. She says they're too boring, 'cause they happen so often. Ours will be more traditional. Y'know, except for all the various pranks I have planned. It will not be in a church, and there will not be a bishop performing the ceremony. Instead, we will be... Somewhere (I still don't know where. Dagny knows. I could ask, but that would involve walking down stairs.) and my partner in cri-- I mean... web design will be performing the ceremony. We will be wed under the Church of the Giant F****** Invisible Intangible Spider In My Backyard (blessed be). This is a big milestone, it's the first wedding performed under this church. That like, makes it official, n'stuff.

[_Runtu]

Wish I could be there, but many congratulations and best wishes from me. :-)

[_Pokatator]

I cry at weddings

funerals too

they're too much alike

you know

weddings are too often the death of a friendship

I hope yours is a great big exception.

Congrats!

[_Mephitus]

heh, speaking on weddings.

I told my sister yesterday about how i can legaly officiate a wedding now, she died laughing.

[_why me]

I will not be there. Hopefully Keene will not serve alcohol at his wedding. I would recommend sprite or 7up. Also, the dancing should be civilized and not the lude stuff with bodies doing obscene acts. Also I would recommend that it should be held in a place where people can see the holiness of the situation.

That being said, have a great time at your wedding!! :=)

[_Bryan Inks]

Comment Removed By: Bryan Inks
Comment Removed Because: I felt that my comment was a bit dick-hole-ish even for me.

[_keene]

I will not be there. Hopefully Keene will not serve alcohol at his wedding. I would recommend sprite or 7up. Also, the dancing should be civilized and not the lude stuff with bodies doing obscene acts. Also I would recommend that it should be held in a place where people can see the holiness of the situation.

That being said, have a great time at your wedding!! :=)

There will be caffinated booze, lude dancing, and it will be performed in a park, on the swings. 'cause swings are holy as S***. HELL YEAH! WOO SWINGS!

tee hee. We're swingers. *giggle*

[_keene]

Oh, almost forgot. Addresses and stuff!

Yay mapquest!