Licking Cupcakes

[_Mr. Coffee]

I couldn't ever go to BYU just because of the music rules. There's no way in hell I could go without my classic rock for a semester.

What music rules? I wasn't aware of any when I was there some 3 years ago.

I would've gotten kicked out of this place if I'd attended college there.

Their code of conduct makes Westpoint look like a liberal arts college.

[_Dr. Shades]

Coggins7, please learn about meter & rhyme.

Or, at the very least, please don't insert any extra syllables into any one line. Reword until it works within the allotted syllable amount, no matter how time-consuming.

[_KimberlyAnn]

Well, I'm licking cupcakes, check it and see
For strength of youth and Mormon morality
Don't want no girl whose been shaken and stirred
I lick cupcakes, I lick cupcakes

You don't have to go to church, just don't take that moral lurch
into unchastity.
You got sugar and spice, but you better think twice
before you say your a Mormon all the way

Now you've been 'round the block, your Temple recommend is on the rocks
Your cupcake's stale, Now you'll be toast for any worthy male

Well, I'm licking cupcakes, check it and see
For strength of youth and Mormon morality
Don't want no girl whose been shaken and stirred
I lick cupcakes, I like cupcakes

If you tease your hair, then my Bishop wouldn't care
If I told you goodbye
You're a cupcake so fine, but out of spiritual line
Tell me, do you pay tithing, or do you buy finery?

Do you pray at night, I need a cupcake that will do me right
Can you understand, I don't want cupcakes licked by heathen man

That's why I'm, licking cupcakes, check it and see
For strength of youth and Mormon morality
Don't want no girl whose been shaken and stirred
I lick cupcakes, I lick cupcakes

Now I didn't see, the birth control pill that was meant for me
Cupcake please, those birth control pills only make you sneeze

Well, I'm licking cupcakes, check it and see
For strength of youth and Mormon morality
Don't want no girl whose been shaken and stirred
I lick cupcakes, I like cupcakes

Licked cupcake, all over town
Licked cupcake, there's no wedding gown
Licked cupcake, now you on your way down
Licked cupcake, the word's goin' round
Licked cupcake, your disfellowshipped
Licked cupcake, your future is whipped
Licked cupcake, you'll never be sealed
Licked cupcake, your a second hand deal


Words and lyrics by Wile E. Coyote.

Pretty good, Coggins. Not great, but good. It did make me laugh, and my husband, too. I think it served as inspiration for him...

Shades is right, you have to take the time to match your lyrics syllabically (is that even a word?) to the original song. Tweak this one a little and it will be great.

If you'd like an example of a totally awesome song parody, check out my "Welcome to the Temple" song posted on the second page of the Telestial forum. It doesn't have dirty language, just a few temple references. I matched it perfectly to the beat of the music and sang it out loud to make sure it worked.

Your song isn't as good as mine, but you're on your way! :P

KA