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_Mercury
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The Nehor wrote:This is new?


Oh god, someone came late to the party.

Its going to take until the heat death of the universe for the explanation so just rely on this statement:

"your church has no consistent doctrinal foundation"

Deal with it or go insane trying to move the 4 cornered rug to fit the five cornered room.
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_The Nehor
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Post by _The Nehor »

VegasRefugee wrote:
The Nehor wrote:This is new?


Oh god, someone came late to the party.

Its going to take until the heat death of the universe for the explanation so just rely on this statement:

"your church has no consistent doctrinal foundation"

Deal with it or go insane trying to move the 4 cornered rug to fit the five cornered room.


Difficult to go more insane than I already am. It has a doctrinal foundation but unless you converse regularly and often with the actual founder you won't get it.
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Post by _Polygamy Porter »

The Nehor wrote:Difficult to go more insane than I already am. It has a doctrinal foundation but unless you converse regularly and often with the actual founder you won't get it.
What are you attempting to convey? That you are close to losing your testiphony?

How can anyone converse with a dead guy? Are you losing your mind?
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Post by _harmony »

Polygamy Porter wrote:
The Nehor wrote:Difficult to go more insane than I already am. It has a doctrinal foundation but unless you converse regularly and often with the actual founder you won't get it.
What are you attempting to convey? That you are close to losing your testiphony?

How can anyone converse with a dead guy? Are you losing your mind?


He's referring to God, PP.
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_The Nehor
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Polygamy Porter wrote:
The Nehor wrote:Difficult to go more insane than I already am. It has a doctrinal foundation but unless you converse regularly and often with the actual founder you won't get it.
What are you attempting to convey? That you are close to losing your testiphony?

How can anyone converse with a dead guy? Are you losing your mind?


Yes, I was talking about God. No, I'm nowhere near losing my testimony.
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Post by _Blixa »

Consistent in its inconsistency, perhaps.

I sure hope you've got caller ID Nehor or you might just be talking to demonic telemarketers.
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Post by _Polygamy Porter »

The Nehor wrote:Yes, I was talking about God. No, I'm nowhere near losing my testimony.
Ahh ok.

He answers your questions with the mute, holy ghost, who only answers questions yes, no, maybe.

The so called doctrine that you profess to follow originated with god? Do you have proof of that?

I have proof that it came from Joe & Co., with that I'd say you are following the doctrines of men.

Just because Joe & Co. said their ideas came from god does not make it so.

I'd venture to guess you are a BIC Mormon?

If you come here to prove Mormonism, then you have lost already.
If you come here to bear your testimony, we will laugh at you.
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_Mercury
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Post by _Mercury »

The Nehor wrote:
VegasRefugee wrote:
The Nehor wrote:This is new?


Oh god, someone came late to the party.

Its going to take until the heat death of the universe for the explanation so just rely on this statement:

"your church has no consistent doctrinal foundation"

Deal with it or go insane trying to move the 4 cornered rug to fit the five cornered room.


Difficult to go more insane than I already am. It has a doctrinal foundation but unless you converse regularly and often with the actual founder you won't get it.


Do you converse with the Founder?

What pillow talk does Joseph give you while toweling off?

And why did I not mention God? Because "God" does not exist.
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Post by _Mercury »

Polygamy Porter wrote:He answers your questions with the mute, holy ghost, who only answers questions yes, no, maybe.


I think I found the Holy Ghost!!

Nehor, run to the nearest Toys R Us and you could brobably get your own for a couple of bucks.

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_The Nehor
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Blixa wrote:Consistent in its inconsistency, perhaps.

I sure hope you've got caller ID Nehor or you might just be talking to demonic telemarketers.


They call everyday....but the Outer Darkness Vacation package costs too much.
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