A note to the lurkers from MA&D

[_Some Schmo]

Bah! Who wears pants anymore anyway?

Women do.

*ducks for cover*

Homer voice: Mmmmmm... women in tight pants... *ahahahahah gargle gargle...*

[_Mercury]

Bah! Who wears pants anymore anyway?

Women do.

*ducks for cover*

No need to duck, you're right! :)

All men in my male harem will now be required to wear kilts. ;)

Bond...you're my first model.

Bond couldn't figure out why all of the ladies wanted his number directly after the ceremony...

Ug, I just died a little inside

[_moksha]

That is a side of Scotsmen than I really didn't want to see.

[_Sethbag]

You wanted to see his Johnson instead?

[_Coggins7]

There's the bell. School's out. Its not a school night, but remember, there is a curfew, and if you go out with any of the less popular-and hence lonely-cheerleaders tonight, please remember to use a condom.

We don't want any duplication of what we see here on this thread passed on to future generations.

[_Doctor Steuss]

There's the bell. School's out. Its not a school night, but remember, there is a curfew, and if you go out with any of the less popular-and hence lonely-cheerleaders tonight, please remember to use a condom.

We don't want any duplication of what we see here on this thread passed on to future generations.

Don't worry, I have far too much respect for the human race to ever dream of passing on my DNA.

[_gramps]

There's the bell. School's out. Its not a school night, but remember, there is a curfew, and if you go out with any of the less popular-and hence lonely-cheerleaders tonight, please remember to use a condom.

We don't want any duplication of what we see here on this thread passed on to future generations.

Don't worry, I have far too much respect for the human race to ever dream of passing on my DNA.

What a sad thought, that is, if you aren't joking? But I am sure you are. Aren't I?

[_Doctor Steuss]

There's the bell. School's out. Its not a school night, but remember, there is a curfew, and if you go out with any of the less popular-and hence lonely-cheerleaders tonight, please remember to use a condom.

We don't want any duplication of what we see here on this thread passed on to future generations.

Don't worry, I have far too much respect for the human race to ever dream of passing on my DNA.

What a sad thought, that is, if you aren't joking? But I am sure you are. Aren't I?

The part about me having respect for the human race was a joke. The other part is only about 50% a joke. Given the potential linkage of mental illnesses to genetics; madness is not something I wish to pass onto future generations.

[_gramps]

There's the bell. School's out. Its not a school night, but remember, there is a curfew, and if you go out with any of the less popular-and hence lonely-cheerleaders tonight, please remember to use a condom.

We don't want any duplication of what we see here on this thread passed on to future generations.

Don't worry, I have far too much respect for the human race to ever dream of passing on my DNA.

What a sad thought, that is, if you aren't joking? But I am sure you are. Aren't I?

The part about me having respect for the human race was a joke. The other part is only about 50% a joke. Given the potential linkage of mental illnesses to genetics; madness is not something I wish to pass onto future generations.

You could pass along some "Mendocino Madness" to me and I wouldn't complain. (I wish we had the MAD(ness) board smileys here right now.)

[_harmony]

Ug, I just died a little inside

And yet, had the kilt been worn by a shapely female, you'd have made no such comment.