Written policy re housing mishies with members ...

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:30 am

Bond...James Bond wrote:Well it certainly seems like church could give a little more cash to anyone willing to keep two strange houseguests.

Honestly how did you guys serve missions! I couldn't stand it..........Screw some prophet, I wouldn't waste two years away from home in an uncomfortable location as door to door salesmen.

I feel sorry for the missionaries when I see them.

I honk, flip them off and tell them to go home :)

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:33 am

Polygamy Porter wrote:I honk, flip them off and tell them to go home :)

I wouldn't flip them off, it'd be like flipping off a lost puppy or something. I mean most of the ones I see look like they're half starved. I have to drive away before I take the urge to pick them up and take them to the nearest buffet for a good meal. I really feel sorry for them when I see them.

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:37 am

Some rules they left off:

Mishies:

Members:

Feel free to add to the list!

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:42 am

Honestly don't you guys think that alot of regular members will balk if they are told they have to house missionaries?

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:55 am

Bond...James Bond wrote:Honestly don't you guys think that alot of regular members will balk if they are told they have to house missionaries?

The TBMs would feel even more righteous.

I bet Danny would do it.

Speaking of that, Dan, you have three boys? How many have done their time in the sales force?

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:58 am

Polygamy Porter wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:Honestly don't you guys think that alot of regular members will balk if they are told they have to house missionaries?
The TBMs would feel even more righteous.

I bet Danny would do it.

Speaking of that, Dan, you have three boys? How many have done their time in the sales force?

Really? It's a pretty big deal to provide a private room, study, private bathroom and kitchen space to complete strangers.

And did you read the section concerning kids....it's obvious they want the missionaries housed for free, but to have as little interaction with the family (and especially kids and members of the opposite sex) as possible.

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:03 am

Bond...James Bond wrote:
Polygamy Porter wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:Honestly don't you guys think that alot of regular members will balk if they are told they have to house missionaries?
The TBMs would feel even more righteous.

I bet Danny would do it.

Speaking of that, Dan, you have three boys? How many have done their time in the sales force?

Really? It's a pretty big deal to provide a private room, study, private bathroom and kitchen space to complete strangers.

And did you read the section concerning kids....it's obvious they want the missionaries housed for free, but to have as little interaction with the family (and especially kids and members of the opposite sex) as possible.

There are a number of missionaries sent home for doing the nasty with members daughters..just about every RM know of at least one while on their mission.

I hear that blowjobs are far more common for the Mormon boys in places like Brazil..

Post by **_gramps** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:56 am

Bond...James Bond wrote:Honestly don't you guys think that alot of regular members will balk if they are told they have to house missionaries?

My father would have been all gung-ho. Then, he would have brought the discussion to the dinner table for the rest of us and my mother would give him a dirty look and then that would have been the end of any discussion.

It happened just like that with the Native American program.

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:06 am

gramps wrote:It happened just like that with the Native American program.

Spence was great.. spouting off BS about indian kids turning white and then writing about sasquatch being Cain! That and he looked and sounded like Yoda.

"I saw a striking contrast in the progress of the Indian people today.... The day of the Lamanites is nigh.

For years they have been growing delightsome, and they are now becoming white and delightsome, as they were promised.

In this picture of the twenty Lamanite missionaries, fifteen of the twenty were as light as Anglos, five were darker but equally delightsome. The children in the home placement program in Utah are often lighter than their brothers and sisters in the hogans on the reservation.

At one meeting a father and mother and their sixteen-year-old daughter were present, the little member girl--sixteen--sitting between the dark father and mother, and it was evident she was several shades lighter than her parents--on the same reservation, in the same hogan, subject to the same sun and wind and weather....

These young members of the Church are changing to whiteness and to delightsomeness."
- Apostle Elder Spencer W. Kimball, General Conference, 1960

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:20 pm

Bond...James Bond wrote:
Polygamy Porter wrote:I honk, flip them off and tell them to go home :)

I wouldn't flip them off, it'd be like flipping off a lost puppy or something. I mean most of the ones I see look like they're half starved. I have to drive away before I take the urge to pick them up and take them to the nearest buffet for a good meal. I really feel sorry for them when I see them.

Ditto. And they're always so friendly. Tails a wagging. Poor little things. I'm not LDS but I'd take them in.