Breastfeeding Babies in Church

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:31 am

You all realize I'm 22 right.....it's summer....it's hot....don't torture me anymore than Liz has to.

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:35 am

Bond...James Bond wrote:You all realize I'm 22 right.....it's summer....it's hot....don't torture me anymore than Liz has to.

Wanna hear about the joys of engorgement and mastitis. :p

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:36 am

barrelomonkeys wrote:Wanna hear about the joys of engorgement and mastitis. :p

You know I do! :P

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:37 am

Bond...James Bond wrote:
barrelomonkeys wrote:Wanna hear about the joys of engorgement and mastitis. :p

You know I do! :P

HA! I think we're in the wrong forum for that.... ;)

Post by **_KimberlyAnn** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:55 am

Jersey Girl wrote:Okay, I'm gonna get really snarky here so just beware...

So what you're saying is that according to old Busybody the women in the LDS church who have perhaps THE most important job ever of bringing children to this world (think celestial polygamy here folks) and thus creating eternal families have to feed their (now earthly) spirit children of Heavenly Father...

in a smelly toilet area?

Yes, a smelly restroom is where I was supposed to breastfeed my baby.

I don't think all LDS wards are as uptight as mine was about breastfeeding, but I was the only mother out of many who dared to nurse anywhere other than the restroom. I had, in general, a very uptight ward.

KA

Post by **_ajax18** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:06 am

Yeah it seemed like any time you looked out over the sacrament table into the congregation in a Colombian branch you saw at least 4 or 5 sets of boobs. In the foyer, one minute you're complimenting the beautiful baby, the next minute he decides he's not hungry and there you are looking at large set of boobs.

I've got a solution. Let's just have all women go around topless from now on.

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:09 am

ajax18 wrote:Yeah it seemed like any time you looked out over the sacrament table into the congregation in a Colombian branch you saw at least 4 or 5 sets of boobs. In the foyer, one minute you're complimenting the beautiful baby, the next minute he decides he's not hungry and there you are looking at large set of boobs.

What part of Colombia exactly?

I've got a solution. Let's just have all women go around topless from now on.

Did a Prophet just speak? My Magic 8 Ball says: Yes

Post by **_asbestosman** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:14 am

Bond...James Bond wrote:
ajax18 wrote:I've got a solution. Let's just have all women go around topless from now on.

Did a Prophet just speak? My Magic 8 Ball says: Yes

Grannies too?
You sure that 8 ball is workin' right?

Next you're gonna say we should have all guys go around topless too. One look at me and you'll realize what a mistake that would be. And I'm not even old yet.

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:18 am

asbestosman wrote:Grannies too?
You sure that 8 ball is workin' right?

Next you're gonna say we should have all guys go around topless too. One look at me and you'll realize what a mistake that would be. And I'm not even old yet.

My magic 8 ball is shortsighted and stupid....and horny. It recently produced a caveat concerning age restrictions/or mandatory plastic surgery for women. I think I got a facist sexist Magic 8 ball.....

Post by **_moksha** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:51 am

Bond...James Bond wrote:You all realize I'm 22 right.....it's summer....it's hot....don't torture me anymore than Liz has to.

Well then, have a cold glass of milk....