Celestial Sex Anyone ??

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_KimberlyAnn
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evolving wrote:
Hoops wrote:Do we really want to respond to anyone that admits to only 5 minutes?


now now be nice - this is not taking into consideration pre -or- post activities - just the actual event. now if you need to add another 15 or so minutes in your world you just added nearly 2 million years of sex - congratulations..!


There are POST activities? I've had PRE activities, but the only post activity I get is making hubby a snack. He either falls asleep or wants food. Is a celestial polygamous wife's post activity making a sandwich?

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truth dancer wrote:Well....

If I am a Goddess, (yeah right), and only able to be with my God husband for ten minutes every millennia or so, let me assure you I would create a little herb that would make my world fabulous! No need for sex at all... just a cup of my special brew and I'll be good to go! :-) I'm thinking six or seven cups a day ought to be good!

;-)

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It's going to take one whale of a long time to create a few billion babies, if you only see God hubby for 10 mins every 1000 years. And what are you going to do in the meantime? Knit?
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Hi Harmony...

LOL!

It's going to take one whale of a long time to create a few billion babies, if you only see God hubby for 10 mins every 1000 years. And what are you going to do in the meantime? Knit?


Well, depending on how many women in the harm... ;-)

I'm thinking 100 BILLION baby spirits will probably require a few million wives, so... each one gets a turn with hubby/God every few thousand years or so.

I'm not sure what all the women do while hubby/God is with all the other women... hmmm good question.

;-)

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You forget time doesn't work the same way, no need to wait a thousand years......and does anyone else think that there will not quite be that many celestialized females to males? I'd guess 2:1 to 4:1 at the absolute most.
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Post by _Gazelam »

Could you please factor in 568,000 children banging on the door asking for juice boxes and tattleing that their brother is hogging the remote?
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Hi nehor...

You forget time doesn't work the same way, no need to wait a thousand years......and does anyone else think that there will not quite be that many celestialized females to males? I'd guess 2:1 to 4:1 at the absolute most.


So, at 2:1 you are saying each woman will have something in the order of 50 BILLION spirit children.

Please tell me what woman thinks this is heaven! ;-)

(Spoken like a guy who knows nothing about pregnancy). LOL!

And, if time doesn't work quite the same, then the ten minutes of pleasure is really only, what a second or two? (smile)

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truth dancer wrote:Hi nehor...

You forget time doesn't work the same way, no need to wait a thousand years......and does anyone else think that there will not quite be that many celestialized females to males? I'd guess 2:1 to 4:1 at the absolute most.


So, at 2:1 you are saying each woman will have something in the order of 50 BILLION spirit children.

Please tell me what woman thinks this is heaven! ;-)

(Spoken like a guy who knows nothing about pregnancy). LOL!

And, if time doesn't work quite the same, then the ten minutes of pleasure is really only, what a second or two? (smile)

~dancer~


Yes, but remember that the babies are made of Spirit, probably not causing morning sickness, enlargement of body, spinal pain, endless kicking of nerves, and 12 hours of labor. That is if there is even pregnancy at all. No, the pleasure doesn't go on for a second, it just never ends :)
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evolving wrote:
Hoops wrote:Do we really want to respond to anyone that admits to only 5 minutes?


now now be nice - this is not taking into consideration pre -or- post activities - just the actual event. now if you need to add another 15 or so minutes in your world you just added nearly 2 million years of sex - congratulations..!


You're forgetting the hour and half for dinner and a movie. And don't forget that you have to do the dishes for the previous 3 days straight. And what if her mother calls during those three day? That puts you back another 3 days. So you're really looking at possibility a week for each act. And that's if you get it exactly right each time.
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Post by _Polygamy Porter »

How many gallons of spog is that?

And how many hours of climax total?

Perhaps god does it more mechanical? He regularly wanks into a tank which feeds a production line robotic impregnator?

His wives just line up and one at a time they get a lil' spurt from the Hobart Humperdink 2000.
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Post by _The Nehor »

Polygamy Porter wrote:How many gallons of spog is that?

And how many hours of climax total?

Perhaps god does it more mechanical? He regularly wanks into a tank which feeds a production line robotic impregnator?

His wives just line up and one at a time they get a lil' spurt from the Hobart Humperdink 2000.


It's comments like this that make me wonder whether you hate the sex-crazed Joseph Smith that so many have tried to create or whether you're actually just jealous of him.
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