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_Mercury
_Emeritus
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by _Mercury Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:21 am
Polygamy Porter wrote: Once Dry Humping was introduced it was enough to satisfy their horniness.
I was the first person to make my wife climax. Not even she had ever revved the RPM's up enough to get her to ecstasy.
that's all ill say about that.
Thank you Levi Lovin for giving me the life that I live today (for mostly better and a smidgen of worse).
And crawling on the planet's face
_Dr. Shades
_Emeritus
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by _Dr. Shades Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:53 am
Mercury wrote: I was the first person to make my wife climax.
Yeah, but who was the
last person to make your wife climax? :-)
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
_The Nehor
_Emeritus
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by _The Nehor Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:30 am
Mercury wrote: Polygamy Porter wrote: Once Dry Humping was introduced it was enough to satisfy their horniness.
I was the first person to make my wife climax. Not even she had ever revved the RPM's up enough to get her to ecstasy.
that's all ill say about that.
Thank you Levi Lovin for giving me the life that I live today (for mostly better and a smidgen of worse).
I first read RPM's as RM's, the post was much weirder. Teach me to read stuff online while borderline delirious.
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics
_barrelomonkeys
_Emeritus
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by _barrelomonkeys Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:12 am
The Nehor wrote: Mercury wrote: Polygamy Porter wrote: Once Dry Humping was introduced it was enough to satisfy their horniness.
I was the first person to make my wife climax. Not even she had ever revved the RPM's up enough to get her to ecstasy.
that's all ill say about that.
Thank you Levi Lovin for giving me the life that I live today (for mostly better and a smidgen of worse).
I first read RPM's as RM's, the post was much weirder. Teach me to read stuff online while borderline delirious.
If it makes you feel better I read it a few times too. Confused. Then got it.
I need to go to sleep no doubt.
_moksha
_Emeritus
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by _moksha Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:13 am
Blixa wrote: My one regret: a non-Nevada wedding. Maybe, though, I can still divorce and retie the marriage bonds in NV someday...or possibly Mexico...
Is it possible to combine Tiajuana with Elvis?
Cry Heaven and let loose the Penguins of Peace
_Gazelam
_Emeritus
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by _Gazelam Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:53 am
moksha wrote: Blixa wrote: My one regret: a non-Nevada wedding. Maybe, though, I can still divorce and retie the marriage bonds in NV someday...or possibly Mexico...
Is it possible to combine Tiajuana with Elvis?
Ola Baby...Lets go to Vegas, bet on love, and let it Rrrrride! Ah Ha !!
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
_Mercury
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by _Mercury Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:21 pm
Dr. Shades wrote: Mercury wrote: I was the first person to make my wife climax.
Yeah, but who was the
last person to make your wife climax? :-)
Hmm, not to brag, but recently I was...hehe
:)
And crawling on the planet's face
_Mercury
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by _Mercury Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:24 pm
moksha wrote: Blixa wrote: My one regret: a non-Nevada wedding. Maybe, though, I can still divorce and retie the marriage bonds in NV someday...or possibly Mexico...
Is it possible to combine Tiajuana with Elvis?
Possible, yes. But is it SAFE to do so?
And crawling on the planet's face
