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Bond...James Bond wrote:
CaliforniaKid wrote:Methinks the seer was stoned when he wrote that little dilogue! :-D


Just you and CKS's were written as stoners. The rest were high on the Lord.

I edited out the weirder stuff (which is posted below).

CK: Dude, if it's called the Death Star, how can people live on it?

CKS: Dude, I don't know...they should call it the, Live Star.

CK: Yeah man....you know something else that's weird...Darth Vader sounds just like that guy from Field of Dreams.

CKS: Kevin Costner?

CK: No the other guy.

CKS: Ray Liotta?

CK: No the....ah screw it.

CKS: Hey man...where's Han Solo's whip?

CK: Dude that's Indiana Jones. You know the movie where he goes to live in the Amish community.

CKS: I love that movie. That part where the big rock knocks over the barn...awesome.

CK: Dude...this movie is so weird.

CKS: Dude....that's weird...I don't think I can't feel my hair.

CK: Dude, you aren't wearing any hair.

and so on and so forth


CK: Dude...you ate all my popcorn...what gives?

CKS: Sorry, Dude...I'm just like...soooo hungry.

CK: (whispering) Juliann's got two tubs of popcorn AND Nestle Crunch bars! I'll grab them when she's not looking.

Juliann: Hey! Give me back my candy, you moron! Orpheus!!!

Orpheus: OK, you two. That's enough! You're both in Purgatory with Scratch!
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Post by _moksha »

Bond, that was once again a work of genius. It was like being right there with those guys as the watched Star Wars. It had everything, Jesus Vs. Obiwan, Luke and Joseph Smith in an X-Wing fight, Juliann and Calmoriah in a flight of fancy, Kevin being ejected and the rest doing what they do best.

Too bad the MAD posters cannot read it.

Say it isn't so about your retirement. That would be like Monet painting some flowers and then saying, "I'm going fishing".
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[quote="moksha"]Bond, that was once again a work of genius. It was like being right there with those guys as the watched Star Wars. It had everything, Jesus Vs. Obiwan, Luke and Joseph Smith in an X-Wing fight, Juliann and Calmoriah in a flight of fancy, Kevin being ejected and the rest doing what they do best.[/quote]

Star Wars makes everything better :o)

[quote]Say it isn't so about your retirement. That would be like Monet painting some flowers and then saying, "I'm going fishing".[/quote]

I don't know....something may pop into my brain.
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Post by _Runtu »

Bond...James Bond wrote:
moksha wrote:Bond, that was once again a work of genius. It was like being right there with those guys as the watched Star Wars. It had everything, Jesus Vs. Obiwan, Luke and Joseph Smith in an X-Wing fight, Juliann and Calmoriah in a flight of fancy, Kevin being ejected and the rest doing what they do best.


Star Wars makes everything better :o)

Say it isn't so about your retirement. That would be like Monet painting some flowers and then saying, "I'm going fishing".


I don't know....something may pop into my brain.


Brilliant stuff, Bond. I've enjoyed all of it. I guess that makes me a hater, huh? ;-)
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Runtu wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:
moksha wrote:Bond, that was once again a work of genius. It was like being right there with those guys as the watched Star Wars. It had everything, Jesus Vs. Obiwan, Luke and Joseph Smith in an X-Wing fight, Juliann and Calmoriah in a flight of fancy, Kevin being ejected and the rest doing what they do best.


Star Wars makes everything better :o)

Say it isn't so about your retirement. That would be like Monet painting some flowers and then saying, "I'm going fishing".


I don't know....something may pop into my brain.


Brilliant stuff, Bond. I've enjoyed all of it. I guess that makes me a hater, huh? ;-)


No...it means you have a sense of humor! :)
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

Completely off topic: but here's a funny Star Wars song.

Star Wars youtube parody
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Post by _Runtu »

In case you haven't seen it, here's a close relative of mine injuring himself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmlq5yCPXuk
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

While I am at: here's some Troy McClure (specifically for runtu)

Troy McClure and meat

Troy McClure and Drivers Ed

Troy McClure and The Planet of the Apes
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I really miss Phil Hartman.
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Post by _cksalmon »

Bond...James Bond wrote:
CaliforniaKid wrote:Methinks the seer was stoned when he wrote that little dilogue! :-D


Just you and CKS's were written as stoners. The rest were high on the Lord.

I edited out the weirder stuff (which is posted below).

CK: Dude, if it's called the Death Star, how can people live on it?

CKS: Dude, I don't know...they should call it the, Live Star.

CK: Yeah man....you know something else that's weird...Darth Vader sounds just like that guy from Field of Dreams.

CKS: Kevin Costner?

CK: No the other guy.

CKS: Ray Liotta?

CK: No the....ah screw it.

CKS: Hey man...where's Han Solo's whip?

CK: Dude that's Indiana Jones. You know the movie where he goes to live in the Amish community.

CKS: I love that movie. That part where the big rock knocks over the barn...awesome.

CK: Dude...this movie is so weird.

CKS: Dude....that's weird...I don't think I can't feel my hair.

CK: Dude, you aren't wearing any hair.

and so on and so forth


Ah, man! Seriously, dude. I'm serious, man. That's, like...man! You know what's I'm saying? Seriously, man. 'Cause, like, you know? I mean I've seen those movies, man. Dude. That part where Indiana Jones kills Darth Vader but then he's like, Oh, man, that's my dad, man. Dude. And then they burn him up and listen to some, like, some sort of mallet instrument. Sean Connery's awesome.
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