Daniel Peterson wrote:Jersey Girl wrote:You'll be happy to know that due to a recent meeting of the chat room participants last evening, a general consensus was reached which can best be expressed in formal terms as:
"We're sick of the Quinn thing!"
I'd exclaim "Hallelujah!" except that I realize that, on this board, there is nothing whatsoever (pending the heat death of the universe) to prevent the Ancient Mariner and his faithful sidekick Batboy from continuing to pursue their absurd crusade forever and ever and ever and ever.Jersey Girl wrote:Having said that, we remain unsure as to whether or not you were born and will have to take that up at the next meeting. Please stand by for further compelling updates and keep your eye on the donut, buddy!
I wait with eager anticipation.
And there are innumerable other issues in my past that will need to be resolved through polling the experts here. For example, did I actually travel to Hawaii when I was five, or is that merely a false memory? Did I climb the Pyramid of the Sun at Teotihuacán twice in the same morning? Did I really meet Karl Barth's nephew in Jerusalem once? Did I used to like Life cereal when I was a kid?
I've posted a new poll about you in order to deal with the more pressing matters. Whether or not you were born, have false memories, your lies about pyramid climbing and what Mikey likes will have to wait.