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_Equality
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Mormons paint faces
Guns blast. Women, children cry
Mountain Meadow screams
"The Church is authoritarian, tribal, provincial, and founded on a loosely biblical racist frontier sex cult."--Juggler Vain
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_Bob Loblaw
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The Godhead is two
glorified Beings: Father, Son
Just kidding, it's three
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_Some Schmo
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Why can't we be friends?
Fact and fiction don't mix well
So what can ya do?
God belief is for people who don't want to live life on the universe's terms.
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_Ceeboo
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Administrator Nemesis
In the KEP thread
With a BAN-ana!
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_Chap
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Some Schmo wrote:Why can't we be friends?
Fact and fiction don't mix well
So what can ya do?


So disappointing:
There's no Homer avatar.
Schmo - put it back please!
Zadok:
I did not have a faith crisis. I discovered that the Church was having a truth crisis.
Maksutov:
That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.
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_Sethbag
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hans castorp wrote:The covenant of Abraham:
Joseph builds the Kingdom
one cuckold at a time.

Oooooo. This one has a hidden sting! Really fantastic poem Hans!

edit: oops, not a haiku unfortunately, but a nice short poem
Mormonism ceased being a compelling topic for me when I finally came to terms with its transformation from a personality cult into a combination of a real estate company, a SuperPac, and Westboro Baptist Church. - Kishkumen
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_schreech
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a fluffy lumpkin
is caught red-handed, J-lo!
don't click Facebook links?
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_Kishkumen
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Bob Loblaw wrote:Garden of Eden
And Zelph the White Lamanite
Must-see Missouri


Excellent! A real keeper.
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
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_Kishkumen
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Solomon Spaulding
Dale Broadhurst and MCB
say Sidney stole it
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_Kishkumen
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You thought you could hie
to Kolob in a twinkle's
eye, but then you died
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
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