What the MADmods Don't Know

Post by **_Gazelam** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:15 am

Head pokes in the door "Pssst... Dave?"

Everyone: "Daves not here...."

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:43 am

4 hours later....

CK: Dude...what's going on...Darth Vader's a midget...and he's talking to a big stupid looking thing.

CKS: Man...I think we're watching the Phantom Menace....what happened to Jedi and Empire?

CK: I don't know...but I think I ate about five pounds of junk food.

CKS: Man...my beard hurts.

CK: You don't have a beard.

CKS: Then why does it hurt?

CK: I don't know....but do you remember sitting in a circle with The Dude.

CKS: Yeah...we were listening to Bob Marley...and then I remember seeing Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.

CK: Dude...I saw the same thing...except I saw Jerry Garcia in a fistfight with Elvis...and Jimi Hendrix was refereeing.

CKS: Dude...wasn't that an episode of Celebrity Deathmatch?

CK: Yeah...that Claymation freaks me out man.

CKS: Dude, let's never smoke weed with The Dude again.

CK: Agreed...what would Jesus do? Lord he wouldn't do that.

CKS: Agreed. Dude I still got the munchies. Pass the cheeze puffs.

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:04 am

cksalmon wrote:Ah, man! Seriously, dude. I'm serious, man. That's, like...man! You know what's I'm saying? Seriously, man. 'Cause, like, you know? I mean I've seen those movies, man. Dude. That part where Indiana Jones kills Darth Vader but then he's like, Oh, man, that's my dad, man. Dude. And then they burn him up and listen to some, like, some sort of mallet instrument. Sean Connery's awesome.

Dude...I gotcha man. We speak the same...you know...lingo...man.

Post by **_CaliforniaKid** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:24 pm

ROFL. Oh man... that's funny stuff.

That line about his beard hurting reminded me of what is very possibly the funniest stand-up routine ever (if you have a weird sense of humor like mine). Dude, check it out, you know?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUVmSBGyKm0

Post by **_Blixa** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:21 pm

Since I'm new here I'm experiencing Bond's theatricalizations for the first time---very nicely done. Bravo!

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:46 pm

CaliforniaKid wrote:ROFL. Oh man... that's funny stuff.

That line about his beard hurting reminded me of what is very possibly the funniest stand-up routine ever (if you have a weird sense of humor like mine). Dude, check it out, you know?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUVmSBGyKm0

Yeah...that guy's hilarious...and Hot Pockets are the lowest form of food in the world. I'd rather drink Soy Sauce right from the bottle.

As to Moskha's asking if I'm retiring...I'll work on the Scratch/Peterson rematch and I have quite a few other things partially done that I need to finish up.

Post by **_Mister Scratch** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:51 pm

Bond...James Bond wrote:
CaliforniaKid wrote:ROFL. Oh man... that's funny stuff.

That line about his beard hurting reminded me of what is very possibly the funniest stand-up routine ever (if you have a weird sense of humor like mine). Dude, check it out, you know?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUVmSBGyKm0

Yeah...that guy's hilarious...and Hot Pockets are the lowest form of food in the world. I'd rather drink Soy Sauce right from the bottle.

As to Moskha's asking if I'm retiring...I'll work on the Scratch/Peterson rematch and I have quite a few other things partially done that I need to finish up.

I don't know how good of an idea it would be to stoke that particular fire right now, Bond. The Good Professor is mightily P.O.ed and stressed, perhaps as a result of his concern about the PBS doc. (He has stooped to labeling me a "malevolent stalker." I wonder: does he consider his habitual reading of this board and RfM in the same light? For the record, many of my postings on DCP are the result of "tip-offs" I get from many other posters, who request that I comment / post about his remarks. I don't even really visit the aptly named MADboard that often.) As a sidenote, DCP has announced that he will be appearing in both episodes of the program! Woo hoo!

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:05 pm

Mister Scratch wrote:I don't know how good of an idea it would be to stoke that particular fire right now, Bond. The Good Professor is mightily P.O.ed and stressed, perhaps as a result of his concern about the PBS doc. (He has stooped to labeling me a "malevolent stalker." I wonder: does he consider his habitual reading of this board and RfM in the same light? For the record, many of my postings on DCP are the result of "tip-offs" I get from many other posters, who request that I comment / post about his remarks. I don't even really visit the aptly named MADboard that often.) As a sidenote, DCP has announced that he will be appearing in both episodes of the program! Woo hoo!

Well I wouldn't want to give DCP a bigger headache than he may already has...maybe I should let him win the fight. Has anyone said if they're going to Tivo the thing and put it on Youtube?

_rcrocket · Post by **_rcrocket** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 4:52 pm

dartagnan wrote:I wrote up a parody like this a while back but couldn't find it. The following reflects some of my past experiences at FAIR:

Plutarch: Kevin is a coward because he doesn’t post using his real name.

Dan Vogel: Is Plutarch your name?

Plutarch: No.

You are a coward. Plutarch never posted on FAIR.

Plutarch

Post by **_Jersey Girl** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:09 pm

rcrocket wrote:
dartagnan wrote:I wrote up a parody like this a while back but couldn't find it. The following reflects some of my past experiences at FAIR:

Plutarch: Kevin is a coward because he doesn’t post using his real name.

Dan Vogel: Is Plutarch your name?

Plutarch: No.

You are a coward. Plutarch never posted on FAIR.

Plutarch

He is just writing dialogue to express the dynamics of posters and using their commonly known names from this board. For example, he used my Jersey Girl instead of Lady Sundancer. No cowardice involved, it's just for entertainment.

Jersey Girl