Jason Bourne wrote:Sorry Kimberly but just cause your Relief Society pres had a hang up about this does not make it a Church issue nor does it mean the Church objects. My wife with little breasts, breast fed every one of the our kids in church and so did almost every other women who choose to breast feed. And this was from 1982 on.
There is no need nor ever was a need for some directive. I have seem women breast feed at church covered and some less discreet so to speak and nobody I know of made an issue of it.
My X always used the women's lounge at Church. Every place else she was rather exhibitionistic. I can't recall ever seeing a mom breastfeeding in the chapel.
We had a YW president in our ward who was flat flat flat. The only time she had a hint of a mosquito bite was when she was nursing. So she flashed her mosquito bite everywhere. In class, in sacrament meeting. The whole boob, even in front of the elders (missionaries). She was very proud of that mosquito bite. Which pissed me off because she would send girls home from YW if they didn't have a sleeve on their shirt, or their skirt was above their knee. She offended half the YW group because she was always insisting they go home and change...and she was one of THOSE leaders who kept slips in the closet in case of an emergency see-through skirt.
I don't know what I was more turned off by... her hypocrisy when it came to all things modest, or her exhibitionist tendencies for something that really didn't look like a boob. It was more like a melting marshmallow with a red raisin on the end of it. (see there, that is what you guys get for leering on this type of thread)
Trinity wrote:We had a YW president in our ward who was flat flat flat. The only time she had a hint of a mosquito bite was when she was nursing. So she flashed her mosquito bite everywhere. In class, in sacrament meeting. The whole boob, even in front of the elders (missionaries). She was very proud of that mosquito bite. Which pissed me off because she would send girls home from YW if they didn't have a sleeve on their shirt, or their skirt was above their knee. She offended half the YW group because she was always insisting they go home and change...and she was one of THOSE leaders who kept slips in the closet in case of an emergency see-through skirt.
I don't know what I was more turned off by... her hypocrisy when it came to all things modest, or her exhibitionist tendencies for something that really didn't look like a boob. It was more like a melting marshmallow with a red raisin on the end of it. (see there, that is what you guys get for leering on this type of thread)
Point taken, I'll avoid these threads in the future.
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Trinity wrote:We had a YW president in our ward who was flat flat flat. The only time she had a hint of a mosquito bite was when she was nursing. So she flashed her mosquito bite everywhere. In class, in sacrament meeting. The whole boob, even in front of the elders (missionaries). She was very proud of that mosquito bite. Which pissed me off because she would send girls home from YW if they didn't have a sleeve on their shirt, or their skirt was above their knee. She offended half the YW group because she was always insisting they go home and change...and she was one of THOSE leaders who kept slips in the closet in case of an emergency see-through skirt.
I don't know what I was more turned off by... her hypocrisy when it came to all things modest, or her exhibitionist tendencies for something that really didn't look like a boob. It was more like a melting marshmallow with a red raisin on the end of it. (see there, that is what you guys get for leering on this type of thread)
LOL! Thanks for giving me a laugh this morning, Trinity!
Trinity wrote:We had a YW president in our ward who was flat flat flat. The only time she had a hint of a mosquito bite was when she was nursing. So she flashed her mosquito bite everywhere. In class, in sacrament meeting. The whole boob, even in front of the elders (missionaries). She was very proud of that mosquito bite. Which pissed me off because she would send girls home from YW if they didn't have a sleeve on their shirt, or their skirt was above their knee. She offended half the YW group because she was always insisting they go home and change...and she was one of THOSE leaders who kept slips in the closet in case of an emergency see-through skirt.
I don't know what I was more turned off by... her hypocrisy when it came to all things modest, or her exhibitionist tendencies for something that really didn't look like a boob. It was more like a melting marshmallow with a red raisin on the end of it. (see there, that is what you guys get for leering on this type of thread)
LOL! Thanks for giving me a laugh this morning, Trinity!
It sounds like she was suffering from boob envy.
She would probably hate KA and me. ;)
LMAO! (I hope - it sure beats exercising it off)
The marshmallow breast comment is priceless, Trinity.
And yes, Liz, she would indeed be jealous of you. But who isn't?
Trinity wrote:We had a YW president in our ward who was flat flat flat. The only time she had a hint of a mosquito bite was when she was nursing. So she flashed her mosquito bite everywhere. In class, in sacrament meeting. The whole boob, even in front of the elders (missionaries). She was very proud of that mosquito bite. Which pissed me off because she would send girls home from YW if they didn't have a sleeve on their shirt, or their skirt was above their knee. She offended half the YW group because she was always insisting they go home and change...and she was one of THOSE leaders who kept slips in the closet in case of an emergency see-through skirt.
I don't know what I was more turned off by... her hypocrisy when it came to all things modest, or her exhibitionist tendencies for something that really didn't look like a boob. It was more like a melting marshmallow with a red raisin on the end of it. (see there, that is what you guys get for leering on this type of thread)
LOL! Thanks for giving me a laugh this morning, Trinity!
It sounds like she was suffering from boob envy.
She would probably hate KA and me. ;)
What are the chances of references and photos for this little gem? No pun intended - maybe.
The thing that tipped me off to the exhibitionist tendencies were that all of the sudden she was interested in staying after the YM/YW had gone home on Wednesday nights so that she could watch her hubby play basketball in the gym. She had two young children (4 & 2), lived a block from the church..but she needed to stay there. 10-12 sweaty manly men and there she sat on the sidelines, the only observer, with her boob hanging out.
My hubby was excessively turned off by it. He couldn't understand why she was there, particularly so late in the evening when a normal mother would be interested in putting her young toddlers down to bed. She had never wanted to watch before but she was a regular now since her baby was born.
I doubt he would have been so turned off if she actually had nice breasts. As it was, he told me it would take five of her boobs to make one of mine. I was also nursing at the time and, well, you don't want to know what size I was when I was nursing.
I guess the moral of the story is that you should only be an nursing exhibitionist if you look halfway decent. Otherwise you offend female and male alike.