MDB Haiku

Post by **_Kishkumen** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 10:03 pm

Jared on the barge
Where did they put all the poop?
Shove it up the hole?

Post by **_Kishkumen** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 10:05 pm

Joseph starts a bank
Pot of rocks with coins atop
then it starts to tank

Post by **_Kishkumen** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 10:07 pm

Illuminati
And Mormon conspiracy
vote for Mitt Zombie

Post by **_Kishkumen** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 10:08 pm

Ira Fulton said
That Quinn's a nothing person
then he lost the farm

Post by **_Kishkumen** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 10:10 pm

Thank you Lou Midgley
You shouted that Bircher down
then you kept talking

Post by **_Darth J** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 10:11 pm

Kishkumen wrote:Joseph starts a bank
Pot of rocks with coins atop
then it starts to tank

lol

Post by **_Kishkumen** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 10:13 pm

Bruce McConkie said
I'm the one who has the right
the thinking is done

Post by **_Kishkumen** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 10:17 pm

Meet Quentin L. Cook
Privatized the hospital
Now special witness

Post by **_Sethbag** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 10:18 pm

Kishkumen wrote:You thought you could hie
to Kolob in a twinkle's
eye, but then you died

OK, I have no idea why, but for some reason when I read this in my mind I heard Eminem's voice rapping it, and it just sounded right.

Post by **_Kishkumen** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 10:19 pm

Elder Holland shook
A Book of Mormon in hand
red-faced, crying man

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