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Doctor Scratch wrote:Quaking with anger:
"You dare question chiasmus?"
Welch slams down his fist.


Excellent contribution, Doctor!
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Adjusting his crown
Emperor Mopologist
Picks his next victim
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Young Holyoak peeks
Facebook threads of John Dehlin
Creepy dossier
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Young Mopologist
Fondles bellybutton lint.
Smoot: "Oh, my precious."
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He laughs nervously
The trail of Monson's gone cold
Haymond now feels lost
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Ralph trembles slightly
Joanna makes him feel weak
hate stamps out desire
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:lol: Best thread ever! I can't stop laughing! I wish i was creative enough to come up with some, but the damn syllable count always gets me. I hope this thread continues for another 10 pages. Keep em coming! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Racer wrote::lol: Best thread ever! I can't stop laughing! I wish i was creative enough to come up with some, but the damn syllable count always gets me. I hope this thread continues for another 10 pages. Keep em coming! :lol: :lol: :lol:


I can't stop laughing!
I wish i was creative.
Damn syllable count!
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The best thread ever
Racer laughed as he read on
don't stop the haiku
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Runtu went away
He would be awesome at these
Wish he would come back
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