MDB Haiku

Post by **_Darth J** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:30 am

Save me from freedom!
Help! Monsters under my bed!
This is religion

Post by **_Equality** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:31 am

Can I have sex, please?
LeGrand Richards saith nay!
Don't lick that cupcake

Post by **_Racer** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:32 am

Here's one that sums up my youth:

Wrist sore, body sweating
Factory over producing
Remiss to call Bish

Post by **_Darth J** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:33 am

The MPAA
Says what movies I can watch
I'm all grown up now

Post by **_Darth J** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:35 am

Crosses scare vampires
What silly superstition
Where are my garments?

Post by **_Darth J** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:38 am

Follow the Prophet
I do it better than you
We are not a cult

Post by **_Racer** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:42 am

Bushman is honored
Hamblin rants with veiled envy
MDD abides

Post by **_Darth J** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:49 am

God speaks on one thing
Evolution or earrings
Which choice will it be?

Post by **_Equality** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:51 am

Noah promised it
But he failed to deliver
No Mitt in temple

Post by **_Equality** » Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:52 am

God can only do
One miracle at a time
Jeff Holland says so

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