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_Bond...James Bond
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

gramps wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:
gramps wrote:
Plutarch wrote:Bond:

You flatter yourself. Virtually every one of your posts contains a misspelling; your initial post is no exception. At least Roll-the-Eyes-At-Anything-Good and Mr. Scratch-of-Hell's-Fame write and spell. Nobody could possible confuse you with them.

You need an education before you attempt to claim dominance of the internet. If you don't have one, try reading.

Plutarch


OK, everyone. Find the spelling error in the above quote complaining about spelling errors.


Could it be the need for the word "can" between "Mr. Scratch-of-Hell's-Fame" and "write"?

Bond



No. That's the grammatical error. The misspelling begins with "p" and ends with "e."


Change possible to possibly?
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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Bond...James Bond wrote:
gramps wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:
gramps wrote:
Plutarch wrote:Bond:

You flatter yourself. Virtually every one of your posts contains a misspelling; your initial post is no exception. At least Roll-the-Eyes-At-Anything-Good and Mr. Scratch-of-Hell's-Fame write and spell. Nobody could possible confuse you with them.

You need an education before you attempt to claim dominance of the internet. If you don't have one, try reading.

Plutarch


OK, everyone. Find the spelling error in the above quote complaining about spelling errors.


Could it be the need for the word "can" between "Mr. Scratch-of-Hell's-Fame" and "write"?

Bond



No. That's the grammatical error. The misspelling begins with "p" and ends with "e."


Change possible to possibly?



Bingo. You must have already been doing a lot of reading. There is hope for you yet, 007.
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gramps wrote:
Plutarch wrote:Bond:

You flatter yourself. Virtually every one of your posts contains a misspelling; your initial post is no exception. At least Roll-the-Eyes-At-Anything-Good and Mr. Scratch-of-Hell's-Fame write and spell. Nobody could possible confuse you with them.

You need an education before you attempt to claim dominance of the internet. If you don't have one, try reading.

Plutarch


OK, everyone. Find the spelling error in the above quote complaining about spelling errors.


Possible should be possibly.

I expect prizes or at least a gold star.

Jersey Girl
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

gramps wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:
gramps wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:
gramps wrote:
Plutarch wrote:Bond:

You flatter yourself. Virtually every one of your posts contains a misspelling; your initial post is no exception. At least Roll-the-Eyes-At-Anything-Good and Mr. Scratch-of-Hell's-Fame write and spell. Nobody could possible confuse you with them.

You need an education before you attempt to claim dominance of the internet. If you don't have one, try reading.

Plutarch


OK, everyone. Find the spelling error in the above quote complaining about spelling errors.


Could it be the need for the word "can" between "Mr. Scratch-of-Hell's-Fame" and "write"?

Bond



No. That's the grammatical error. The misspelling begins with "p" and ends with "e."


Change possible to possibly?



Bingo. You must have already been doing a lot of reading. There is hope for you yet, 007.


I think this little exercise has proven that just about any message board post has some errors. Thanks professor.

Bond
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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Bond...James Bond wrote:I think this little exercise has proven that just about any message board post has some errors. Thanks professor.

Bond

Au contraire! I believe there is a much more important messages in the portion of this thread that you quoted: Mormon apologists attack trivial things in order to distract from offering a cogent argument.

That is one of the first things that overwhelmed me about the FARMS reviews and the FAIRboards. Not one thing they argued had the least relevance to the evidence. Nothing.

They offered ad hominems FIRST then wandered around making specious alternate theories of the crime without providing any substance about the criticism levied against Mormonism. They immediately engage in charges that their critics are diletantes and unworthy of engaging in a serious debate.

They're discourse is so vacuous and devoid of content that the only thing you know is that they're going to try to make you look like an ignorant bumpkin to make their inane arguments look better.

It's panthetic. -- Is that how it's speeled?
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MormonMendacity wrote:

It's panthetic. -- Is that how it's speeled?


That's how I speel it. Then again, me not know how read.

Bond
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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Post by _beastie »

Well, now you have really hit a sensitive chord. My wife and children left me last year over excessively commenting upon their words. Counseling didn't help. When my counselor tried to work with me I corrected her grammar.


I am very sorry to hear that. Perhaps OCD? Anti-depressants help OCD. I was serious earlier in my comments about autism, too. Sometimes autistics focus on one particular item to the exclusion of almost everything else. Not that there is a medicine to remedy that, but knowing what the problem is may help.

I really am sorry that it has impacted your personal life so negatively, and since you were painfully honest about it, I won't pick at you about it.
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Post by _gramps »

Jersey Girl wrote:
gramps wrote:
Plutarch wrote:Bond:

You flatter yourself. Virtually every one of your posts contains a misspelling; your initial post is no exception. At least Roll-the-Eyes-At-Anything-Good and Mr. Scratch-of-Hell's-Fame write and spell. Nobody could possible confuse you with them.

You need an education before you attempt to claim dominance of the internet. If you don't have one, try reading.

Plutarch


OK, everyone. Find the spelling error in the above quote complaining about spelling errors.


Possible should be possibly.

I expect prizes or at least a gold star.

Jersey Girl


You did good. And because I am feeling generous, you get more than a gold star. Today, in my e-mail inbox, I received notice from some group in London that I had just won a lottery for 2.5 million. All I have to do is send them all my personal information. Instead, if you send me yours, I will send it to them and then you can collect the prize. Deal?

Well, Plutarch is a lawyer. Maybe we should have him look into this first and see if it is legit. But, then of course his fees would take up the whole prize. What to do?
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Post by _OUT OF MY MISERY »

I do like Bond's name though..I keep changing mine.....I need a really good name...but that is okay
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_Bond...James Bond
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OUT OF MY MISERY wrote:I do like Bond's name though..I keep changing mine.....I need a really good name...but that is okay


Picking an internet name is easy, just select an iconic fictional personality and change it a bit.

Such as Archie DeBunker for a guy or Priscilla, Queen of the Deserters for a girl.

Or go with your original name if you're a public personality.

Bond
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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