What the MADmods Don't Know

Post by **_CaliforniaKid** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:56 pm

You guys crack me up. And Bond, the charity quote in your signature is classic...

Post by **_moksha** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:28 pm

Okay Bond, how about giving us a combo personality of say, Coggins, Juliann, Moksha, Pahoran, Out of Misery and Bond?

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:34 pm

moksha wrote:Okay Bond, how about giving us a combo personality of say, Coggins, Juliann, Moksha, Pahoran, Out of Misery and Bond?

Bond: I'll try to...

Coggins: Shut up you crazy socialist feminist leftist anarchist feminining communial living hippy.

Juliann: You forgot apostate!

Pahoran: He race baits too. And he get's what he deserves cause he apposes God's One True Church *slap*.

Moksha: You know you're all nuts right?

Out of Misery: AHHHHHH!H!! HH!HH!HHH!H 1hh!HH!HH!HH!HH!!!HH!H!

Juliann: Shut up you. And you too Severian. I know it's you.

Pahoran: Race baiting bigot.

Bond: You're a homophobe.

Coggins: You're a leftist feminist communist.

Juliann: Neener neener apostate.

Out of Misery: The voices the boices I like the boicese can you hear the voiuces I love the loves they speek to me and give me all kinds of cool things to say on mormondiscussions. yeah me

Moskha: I think we all need a warn glass of milk while we mull over our differences.

Bond: I'm with the penguin on this one.

Post by **_moksha** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:56 pm

That was great Bond. If you could indulge me just a bit more, how about a Beastie, DCP, Hammer, Jersey Girl, The Dude, Gaz and Wade combo?

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:09 am

moksha wrote:That was great Bond. If you could indulge me just a bit more, how about a Beastie, DCP, Hammer, Jersey Girl, The Dude, Gaz and Wade combo?

DCP: I don't want to enter into this debate. As everyone knows from reading over at Dr. Shades Obsession Board and The Compound, I'm nothing but a fat hack posing as an academic. I'm stupid and should be burned at the stake for single handedly destroying the Krispy Kreme Stockpile. Never mind the fact that I've published 4332 articles, I'm professor at BYU with a PH D from UCLA, and I'm editor of this FAIR Review deal. To some I will always be Dr. Lard Ass, PH Douche bag.

Jersey Girl: Shut up Daniel. Jeez! I'm going to give it to you straight (cause that's how I roll). You're smart. Damn smart. Real smart. We all know this is true. Now stop acting like a self depreciating butthead.

Beastie: Does anyone want to have their butt whipped in a Meso America debate? Anyone? Anyone? Brant?

Hammer: Stop sinning. Follow the Prophet.

Dude: DCP, have you read Dr. Seuss's "A CAT IN THE HAT"?

Orpheus: Dude, thou shalt not demand answers from our pundits about what books theyve red. Suspeded two weaks.

Gaz: (scripture snip)

Jersey Girl: Very mature Hammer...."Follow the prophet, follow the prophet"....get a clue...stop following blindly.

Wade: Jersey Girl, I can cure you of your bigotry. Take my 12 step internet counseling program. Dude, I've found many Mr. D's in my time, you are not among them. Any homos I can heal?

Beastie: Honestly, have I whipped everyone's butt in the Meso American debate? How about the apostate debate? Where's Juliann?

Hammer: I don't have to answer any of your evidence questions beastie. I have a testimony that the Book of Mormon is true. Joseph Smith is a prophet...etc.

Jersey Girl: Hammer, you're foolish.

Hammer: You're going to burn in hell you damn heathen.

Orpheus: Jersey Girl, that's all I'm going to take from you. Banned. Hammer, stop it. You've been warned.

Gaz: (scripture snip)

Beastie: Anyone? Hello? I just got done reading up on Aztec pottery? Anyone?

Wade: The fact that you won't engage the relevant material from our highly educated apologists shows you are a bigot beastie.

Beastie: I have owned all your highly educated apologists. You just won't recognize common sense.

Hammer: Shut up beastie! You're another sinning apostate who's going to burn in hell.

Orpheus: Beastie that's enough out of you. Suspended. Hammer, be nice. Consider this your final warning. Thread closed.

DCP: I would like to take this opportunity to defend myself. The moderators have graciously given me a boon and opened this thread so I can explain various things. First here are a few links to some of the "crappy" apologetics that we "hack" academics at FARMS have written for this "moronic" peer reviewed magazine. I won't defend any of these attacks against me because I'm barely smart enough to turn my computer on...much less respond to complaints about my appearance, education, job, and eating habits. For my complete answers see my next intro to the FAIR Review, Critically Criticizing the Critics.

Post by **_skippy the dead** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:45 am

This totally proves that Bond inhabits each of those sock puppets.

(and LMAO, Bond - most excellent!)

Post by **_Jersey Girl** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:01 am

This sequence and it's outcome...was right on the money! Particularly where the thread gets closed before Hammer can respond a third time and DCP responds after it's "locked"!!

Jersey Girl: Hammer, you're foolish.

Hammer: You're going to burn in hell you damn heathen.

Orpheus: Jersey Girl, that's all I'm going to take from you. Banned. Hammer, stop it. You've been warned.

Gaz: (scripture snip)

Beastie: Anyone? Hello? I just got done reading up on Aztec pottery? Anyone?

Wade: The fact that you won't engage the relevant material from our highly educated apologists shows you are a bigot beastie.

Beastie: I have owned all your highly educated apologists. You just won't recognize common sense.

Hammer: Shut up beastie! You're another sinning apostate who's going to burn in hell.

Orpheus: Beastie that's enough out of you. Suspended. Hammer, be nice. Consider this your final warning. Thread closed.

DCP: I would like to take this opportunity to defend myself. The moderators have graciously given me a boon and opened this thread so I can explain various things. First here are a few links to some of the "crappy" apologetics that we "hack" academics at FARMS have written for this "moronic" peer reviewed magazine. I won't defend any of these attacks against me because I'm barely smart enough to turn my computer on...much less respond to complaints about my appearance, education, job, and eating habits. For my complete answers see my next intro to the FAIR Review, Critically Criticizing the Critics.

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:07 am

The only problem is that the red ink doesn't go well against the white screen. Shades, we need a different background so I can more effectively make fun of the MAD mods.

Post by **_Gazelam** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:28 am

D&C 11:21
21 Seek not to declare my word, but first seek to obtain my word, and then shall your tongue be loosed; then, if you desire, you shall have my Spirit and my word, yea, the power of God unto the convincing of men.

My presentation gap doesent permit me to say much : )

Post by **_beastie** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:16 am

Hey, now, I have many varied interests other than Mesoamerica.... let me think, let me think, let me think...something will come to me....

Robert Wright, anyone?

(see, you missed that part!!! If you had thrown in a quote from Robert Wright, you would have totally had me)