Porter Rockwell: heroic saint or destroying angel?

The catch-all forum for general topics and debates. Minimal moderation. Rated PG to PG-13.
_Blixa
_Emeritus
Posts: 8381
Joined: Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:45 pm

Post by _Blixa »

A young, tall, extremely fit guy. Probably with a "military" hair cut. And a gun and a knife.
From the Ernest L. Wilkinson Diaries: "ELW dreams he's spattered w/ grease. Hundreds steal his greasy pants."
_Mr. Coffee
_Emeritus
Posts: 627
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:18 am

Post by _Mr. Coffee »

Blixa wrote:A young, tall, extremely fit guy. Probably with a "military" hair cut. And a gun and a knife.


Compliment accepted. Danke, Blixa.
On Mathematics: I divided by zero! Oh SHI....
_The Nehor
_Emeritus
Posts: 11832
Joined: Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:05 am

Post by _The Nehor »

Mr. Coffee wrote:Me and "Linda".


Which one are you? ;)
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics
"I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
_moksha
_Emeritus
Posts: 22508
Joined: Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:42 pm

Post by _moksha »

Blixa wrote:A young, tall, extremely fit guy. Probably with a "military" hair cut. And a gun and a knife.


Did you also expect he would have named his gun Linda???
Cry Heaven and let loose the Penguins of Peace
_moksha
_Emeritus
Posts: 22508
Joined: Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:42 pm

Post by _moksha »

Image

Here I am, armed and ready to repel invaders.
Cry Heaven and let loose the Penguins of Peace
_Blixa
_Emeritus
Posts: 8381
Joined: Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:45 pm

Post by _Blixa »

moksha wrote:
Blixa wrote:A young, tall, extremely fit guy. Probably with a "military" hair cut. And a gun and a knife.


Did you also expect he would have named his gun Linda???


That or something like it. I hope his knife is named Little Debbie. That would be +100,000,000,000 coolness points if anyone ID'd that reference sans Google.
From the Ernest L. Wilkinson Diaries: "ELW dreams he's spattered w/ grease. Hundreds steal his greasy pants."
_moksha
_Emeritus
Posts: 22508
Joined: Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:42 pm

Post by _moksha »

Are you referring to the Little Debbie line of snack foods as a friend to children's sweet tooths or foe to America's waistline?
Cry Heaven and let loose the Penguins of Peace
_Blixa
_Emeritus
Posts: 8381
Joined: Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:45 pm

Post by _Blixa »

no.
From the Ernest L. Wilkinson Diaries: "ELW dreams he's spattered w/ grease. Hundreds steal his greasy pants."
_Mr. Coffee
_Emeritus
Posts: 627
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:18 am

Post by _Mr. Coffee »

moksha wrote:Did you also expect he would have named his gun Linda???


It's an old habit I picke dup from the Corps, Moksha. I name most all of my firearms with a woman's name, usually after a woman I know personally. For example, "Linda" is named after my girlfriend Linda, as I started building that rifle shortly after Linda and I started dating.



No, Blixa. I didn't name the knife (It's a SOG Knives SEAL 2000, by the way). Though Linda did cackle a bit at your Linda Barry reference. And now Linda expects me to read "Cruddy" so I'll understand the refernce, so it looks like I'll spend this fine in my favorite chair reading a novel about a butcher's daughter named "Clyde"...

But hey... If it's as good as Linda says it is, I'll probably enjoy myself.
On Mathematics: I divided by zero! Oh SHI....
_Blixa
_Emeritus
Posts: 8381
Joined: Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:45 pm

Post by _Blixa »

I LOVE LINDA: both the gun and the woman.

You should read Cruddy. It's one of my all time favorite books (and remember I am a Professor of Literature). In it you will also meet Little Debbie's sister Sheila, and also Francine, Cleoma, Baby Sue, Margy, Lisa and Big Girl.
From the Ernest L. Wilkinson Diaries: "ELW dreams he's spattered w/ grease. Hundreds steal his greasy pants."
Post Reply